Not Your Average Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with 14-year-old girls who just aren’t cutting it in the attractiveness department? Well, fear not, because on our server, we cater to a different crowd – the /b/ homos who love to date ugly old ladies! Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions, hilarious banter, and of course, plenty of blocky adventures. Who needs teenage drama when you can have a server full of mature ladies who know how to have a good time? So come on, join us and see why dating ugly old ladies is the new trend in Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Mines Excavated:	4920
Emeralds Found:	3827	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Potions Brewed:	186
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Dragons Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	3812	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	428	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Void Gems Collected:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Buildings Constructed:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	104
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	141	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Buildings Constructed:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Divine Spears Created:	26
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Emeralds Found:	5235	Love Letters Sent:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	308

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Crops Grown:	1767

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Enchantments Applied:	159
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Cavern SMP

Earth, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8675	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Void Gems Collected:	26	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Divine Spears Created:	18	Chimeras Created:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Infection Network

OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Infection Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do our best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PvP and Survival.Immerse yourself in a challenging survival world where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Show off your survival skills and make your home in this unforgiving world!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!