Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with 14-year-old girls who just aren’t cutting it in the attractiveness department? Well, fear not, because on our server, we cater to a different crowd – the /b/ homos who love to date ugly old ladies! Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions, hilarious banter, and of course, plenty of blocky adventures. Who needs teenage drama when you can have a server full of mature ladies who know how to have a good time? So come on, join us and see why dating ugly old ladies is the new trend in Minecraft!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 91/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
Meteorite Armor Created: 27 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
Magic Crystals Found: 15 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 31
    Mythical Quests Completed: 16 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Crafters Cove

    Crafters Cove

    The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Phantom Rings Equipped: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Goblin SMP

    Goblin SMP

    Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8 Rune Stones Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • The New Deck

    The New Deck

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Oblivion Prison

    Oblivion Prison

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Chimeras Created: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • PRIMAL

    PRIMAL

    PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Endless Legions Commanded: 23 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 148 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • VexedMC

    VexedMC

    VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Ores Mined: 8884
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
    Magic Wands Crafted: 13 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Bcraft Brazil

    Bcraft Brazil

    Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell ​​automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 61
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • UGC Community

    UGC Community

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Crops Grown: 9543
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Crystal Wands Charged: 16

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • MarsCraft

    MarsCraft

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 28
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Zombie Dances: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Ready Moby

    Ready Moby

    If you are looking for an exciting and challenging Minecraft gaming experience, then this is the right server for you! With multiple clans to join, you can battle other players in epic PvP arenas. Explore custom maps and discover new treasures. With jobs available, you can earn money and buy useful items. Regular events keep things interesting and the game’s economy is dynamic. Develop your skills with special abilities and carry everything you need with additional backpacks and boxes. With tags and markets, you can trade items with other players. Additionally, you can win exclusive items through special boxes available on the server. Don’t waste any more time, join our community now and experience the best Minecraft gaming experience you’ve ever had!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 121 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Pathis Orb

    Pathis Orb

    Pathis Orb V started on February 18, 2023A mostly normal Minecraft server with a group/claims system to prevent griefing, pet protection, special seasonal/holiday events, a unique duels plugin to let you challenge other players and fight without dying or losing items, and other features.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Anomaly

    Anomaly

    We are a small community that is working on expanding our player base. We have frequent updates and seasonal events where players can redeem event currency for items that are custom made by our staff. Our goal is to add onto what Minecraft already has but still keeping it simple like vanilla Minecraft. Some of the plugins we have are Build Portals, Custom Crafting, Enchantment Solutions, Even More Fish, Jobs, Magic, mcMMO, Mythic Mobs, Towny and more! If you are looking for a unique experience on a vanilla server we can guarantee you have never been on a server like ours. Most of our community used to play on a yaoi server together which is why we are an adult server. Anyone is welcome to join whether you are straight or lgbtq as long as you are 18+.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Runes Activated: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • sleep

    sleep

    enjoy a healthy community eager to advance in our adventures… a server without many modifications in survival and very complete in skyblock

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 36 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • MEGA Planet

    MEGA Planet

    Welcome to the MEGA Planet server, where you can access a wide variety of modalities and play with one of the best Spanish-speaking Minecraft communities.1.8 -> 1.20.2 – Survival, Factions, Creative, SkyBlock, SkyWars, TheTowers, KitPvP, BedWars… And much more!Are you going to miss it? Ip Java: mc.megaplanet.net Ip Bedrock: mc.megaplanet.net:19132

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 30 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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