Not Your Average Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with 14-year-old girls who just aren’t cutting it in the attractiveness department? Well, fear not, because on our server, we cater to a different crowd – the /b/ homos who love to date ugly old ladies! Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions, hilarious banter, and of course, plenty of blocky adventures. Who needs teenage drama when you can have a server full of mature ladies who know how to have a good time? So come on, join us and see why dating ugly old ladies is the new trend in Minecraft!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

GodSpunky

Bedwars, Cross-Play, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Official Minecraft Network Of Spunky Insaan Similar To Hypixel With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Secret Garden

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival

Secret Garden is a community-oriented Minecraft Java SMP server. We strive to create an environment that is friendly, helpful, fun, and safe for all players. The server includes many features to enhance the player experience including basic commands (/rtp, /tpa, /sethome, etc), land claiming, a resource world that gets refreshed regularly, a shop to buy and sell items, deathchests, pets, SlimeFun, custom ender dragons, and free ranks with playtime.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Frenily

Creative, Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Frenily, where the community comes first and the adventure never ends! Our friendly staff is dedicated to creating a fun and welcoming environment for all players. Explore our realistic survival world, complete with states, cities and towns, where you can build, trade and thrive. In Frenily, you’ll find a balance of challenge and reward as you work to survive in the wild. And soon, role-play mechanics will be added to take your experience to the next level. Join our thriving community today and let’s create unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ores Mined:	2205
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

TraizelCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Server IP — TraizelCraft.net Port for Bedrock — 2072 Discord — Use code qWssnBP or go to discord.TraizelCraft.netDiscover TraizelCraft!We are a crossplay and crossversion server with RPG and Factions!We feature RPG, Factions, Dungeons, Parkour, Mazes, Custom loot and gear, a vast open world, many custom enemies and bosses to fight, and more.We also do events through our discord and have many more gamemodes to come in the future!Explore | Discover | Conquer | Become Legend

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Chilltown

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Chilltown isnt just a Minecraft server… its a community. Our inviting and inclusive community is committed to your satisfaction, whether you choose to tread your path alone or cultivate new connections. We are unwavering in our mission to provide an extraordinary experience, consistently introducing fresh content and continuously expanding our offerings. Whether you’re into constructing grand buildings, conquering the sprawling world, or experimenting with intricate redstone creations, we’ve got you covered. The survival experience is taken to the next level with the inclusion of custom mobs, unique armor sets, and a variety of other custom items and biomes, ensuring there’s always something new to collect or discover. Join Chilltown and see what the world has to reveal. Java Edition IP: mcorg.Chilltown.eu

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

The jar

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Burken is a swedish survival server with mcmmo and quests. The community is nice and helpful. We do events and competitions sometimes. We also have a few minigame servers, like Arrow Fight and Tower Defense. The regular SMP2/3 servers have no PvP but our Anarchy SMP allows PvP/Grief. We also have a SkyBlock server and a Hardcore SMP server.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CastawayMC

Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP

CastawayMC is a hybrid prison server. You awake to find yourself stranded on a mysterious island, and no one seems to remember how they got there. Work your way up through the ranks by gathering resources and trading with villagers in hopes of getting your own personal island paradise!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Void Gems Collected:	39	Dragons Tamed:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Star Wars Conquest

FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Miners League: Star Wars is a sci-fi, tech modpack based upon a galaxy far, far away. Explore the Star Wars universe on our official server, or solo, and progress through the over 80+ on your way to conquering, or liberating, the universe!Visit our website for a link to the modpack!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Meteorites Collected:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Chatty Player NW

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

Our main goal is to offer a playable environment to our players. We strive to provide an environment free of profanity and fraud. We think we can achieve this with both our high-quality management and our systems. Since we are an old server, we are more experienced in many aspects and we have found solutions to most of the mistakes we made in the past, and as I mentioned at the beginning, we are trying to ensure that the players entering the server can have a problem-free game. We hope we were successful.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

JustVanillaMC

Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: play.justvanillamc.usJustVanillaMC is a vanilla based minecraft server, we are strictly vanilla, we host weekly and weekend Saturday events. We have a well set community as the server has been running 6 years now! We have website and discord which is our main source of communication. We’re always updated to current stable builds! Join our discordhttps://discord.gg/gsWcJWw www.justvanillamc.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Steinercraft – Vanilla-based Anarchy

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

We have been running since 2015 and we are not planning to stop. Our aim is to preserve the vanilla gameplay mechanics as much as possible to satisfy a broad audience of players. This means that we have teleportation and home commands, a random teleportation portal, enhanced sleeping mechanism and a clean looking chat. There are no claims. Player fighting and raiding is allowed. More information can be found by joining our server! 🙂

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Animals Bred:	146	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Shotbow

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Shotbow, the original server network!Home to the entirely custom coded gamemodes of MineZ, Annihilation, Smash, Mine Theft Auto, and much more!No mods are required! Just connect with a Minecraft 1.12 – 1.18 client and experience Minecraft like you never have before!Originally founded in 2012, MineZ took off as one of the first vanilla Minecraft servers taking the core game that everyone knew and loved, and putting a spin on it that had never been seen before. Now, nearly a decade later, Shotbow has registered over one million unique players, and delivered quality experiences for everyone to enjoy!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MineWonders

MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to MineWonders, a new Survival Server where you can have a ton of fun, play with SlimeFun, mcMMO, PyroFishingPro and more.We truly hope that you will enjoy the server and be sure to join us for a great adventure

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Alone Mc

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

Welcome to Alone Mc – a unique Minecraft server set in the vibrant gaming landscape of India. Immerse yourself in the exhilarating LifeSteal gamemode, where every move counts and survival is key. Join a community of players navigating the challenges of this thrilling server, where strategic gameplay and skillful tactics reign supreme. Alone Mc invites you to embark on an epic Minecraft adventure like never before, all within the dynamic gaming node located in India. Are you ready to conquer the LifeSteal world?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

The Goons

MCMMO, PvP, Towny

A minecraft server with mcnmo and land claim, compatible up to 1.8We’re a server with many things to do like survival, mcmmo and other stuff like land claiming. We support versions as old as 1.8. May be older.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Love Letters Sent:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	5141	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!