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Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 3089 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 277 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 41 |
Mines Excavated: | 1243 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 198 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 |
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