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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 428 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Towns Built: | 7 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 39 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
Animals Bred: | 172 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs can fly, creepers tell dad jokes, and zombies break out into dance battles. Our server is so inclusive that even Endermen have started hosting tea parties for players to attend.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world with their superior spit attacks. Join us if you want to be a part of the llama revolution and ride into battle on the back of a rainbow-colored llama.
So why wait? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember, we’re not racist, but we do discriminate against players who don’t have a sense of humor.