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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 4244 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 | Magic Items Found: | 3833 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question reality just like my step-grandson’s unsettling behavior. From laughing at inappropriate times to staring for way too long, our server is full of surprises.
And if you’re into touching people without their consent, well, our server is definitely the place for you! Just like my step-grandson, you can fixate on certain body parts and refuse to stop, no matter how many times you’re asked.
So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there! Just remember, if you’re not as creepy as my step-grandson, you might not fit in.