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Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 6780 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 10 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 20 |
Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question reality just like my step-grandson’s unsettling behavior. From laughing at inappropriate times to staring for way too long, our server is full of surprises.
And if you’re into touching people without their consent, well, our server is definitely the place for you! Just like my step-grandson, you can fixate on certain body parts and refuse to stop, no matter how many times you’re asked.
So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there! Just remember, if you’re not as creepy as my step-grandson, you might not fit in.