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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 2025 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 5673 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 |
Farms Harvested: | 762 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 32 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question reality just like my step-grandson’s unsettling behavior. From laughing at inappropriate times to staring for way too long, our server is full of surprises.
And if you’re into touching people without their consent, well, our server is definitely the place for you! Just like my step-grandson, you can fixate on certain body parts and refuse to stop, no matter how many times you’re asked.
So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there! Just remember, if you’re not as creepy as my step-grandson, you might not fit in.