NoStepGrandsonFuneralAllowed

Animals, Argument, baby, body parts, Complications, creepy, Curious, DAUGHTER, exclusion, family, Funeral, GRIEVING, hounding, inappropriate, Laughter, little kid, NoStepGrandsonFuneralAllowed, Planning, Premature, questions, STARING, step-grandson, touching

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my step-grandson’s inappropriate questions? Look no further! Join our server for a truly bizarre and creepy experience.

Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question reality just like my step-grandson’s unsettling behavior. From laughing at inappropriate times to staring for way too long, our server is full of surprises.

And if you’re into touching people without their consent, well, our server is definitely the place for you! Just like my step-grandson, you can fixate on certain body parts and refuse to stop, no matter how many times you’re asked.

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there! Just remember, if you’re not as creepy as my step-grandson, you might not fit in.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3876	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Ores Mined:	8650	Dragon Eggs Found:	9714

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	294
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	305
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Crops Grown:	5152
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Star Shards Collected:	259	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	9770	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Void Armor Forged:	23	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Farms Harvested:	173
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Magic Items Found:	8096	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	206	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Divine Spears Created:	29	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Mines Excavated:	4187	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	2123	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	33

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	38	Emeralds Found:	222
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Love Letters Sent:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	1447
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Star Shards Collected:	241	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.