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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 5863 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 361 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
Void Gems Collected: | 11 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the chest was cursed and unleashed a horde of zombie pigmen upon them. It was chaos, but also kinda fun.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick moves on the dance floor.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the nostalgia of your favorite childhood game, but with a hilarious twist. Trust me, you won’t regret it.