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| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 8785 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 25 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Are you tired of these gen z kids not appreciating the awesomeness of the 90s? Well, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and relive the glory days of slap bracelets, Tamagotchis, and dial-up internet.
Our server is filled with nostalgic builds like a giant Furby statue, a Blockbuster Video replica where you can rent virtual movies, and a pixel art tribute to the Spice Girls. But that’s not all – we also have special events like a weekly dance party where we bust out our best Macarena moves and a 90s trivia night where the winner gets a virtual beanie baby.
So come join us on the most rad Minecraft server around and show these gen z kids what they missed out on. Because let’s face it, they’ll never understand the struggle of trying to record your favorite song off the radio without the DJ talking over it.
