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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 450 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 19 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a mini-game where you ride pigs through a maze while being chased by creepers. And every Sunday, we have a massive fireworks show where we spell out your username in the sky with TNT. It’s like a fireworks display on steroids, bro.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of chicken warriors who protect our server from evil hackers. They wear tiny helmets and carry tiny swords, it’s the cutest thing ever. So come join us and be part of the most epic Minecraft SMP server in the universe! You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and adventure, then maybe you will regret it. But seriously, join us or the llama will cry tears of sadness.