Are you tired of adulting and missing the good old days of carefree gaming? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the responsibilities of real life and dive into a world of creativity and chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a group of mischievous players start a prank war that escalates into an all-out TNT explosion extravaganza. And guess what? No one gets mad because it’s all part of the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Or maybe you fancy yourself a master of disguise and want to troll your friends by pretending to be a harmless sheep until you strike when they least expect it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let your inner child run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 106/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 18
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19 Royal Courts Attended: 3
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Secret Passages Found: 6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • BraBrawlServer

    BraBrawlServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of living with your sister and her unruly kids after a hurricane destroyed their home.

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?

    Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 9644
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Living Shadows Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters

    AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters
    Do you admire people who can build a house in Minecraft without even breaking a sweat? Or maybe you’re in awe of those who can tame a pack of wild wolves with just a bone in hand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can do all that and more!

    Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 2092
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • MineCraftFitTips

    MineCraftFitTips
    Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be shedding those virtual pounds in no time with our secret potion of slimming that turns all your diamond armor into skinny jeans. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pixels and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the most svelte player in the Minecraft universe.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 97 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 72 Epic Weapons Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!

    MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!
    so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that’s so lit that even the catholic church is like “yo, we gotta get in on this”? well, this server is so epic that even the pope himself is like “holy cow, i gotta build me a pixelated cathedral on this bad boy”.

    u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the drama and scandals in the real world? well, on this server, u can do just that! no catholic abuse scandals here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

    plus, the donations on this server are off the charts! forget dropping money in the collection plate, just drop some diamonds in the virtual donation chest and watch the blessings roll in.

    so come join us on this epic minecraft server where even the pope can’t resist the urge to mine and craft. it’s a religious experience like no other, trust me.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 20 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Falling into the Void: 0 Endless Legions Commanded: 39

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Alien Animal Autopsy Land

    Alien Animal Autopsy Land
    Yo, ever wondered what it would be like to explore alien planets and dissect weird alien animals? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can hunt down intergalactic creatures and see what makes them tick. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new species that poops diamonds or shoots lasers out of its eyes! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the sky’s the limit…literally!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Ores Mined: 9829
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Blocky Weight Loss Haven

    Blocky Weight Loss Haven
    LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?! WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT ANTI-OBESITY DRUGS IN DA GAME! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! TAKE SOME GLP-1 AND U CAN JUMP HIGHER, RUN FASTER, AND EVEN FLY LIKE A FREAKIN’ SUPERHERO! PLUS, IT LINKED TO A 33% LOWER RISK OF SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! SO U CAN PLAY MINECRAFT AND BE HAPPY AT DA SAME TIME! JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST ADVENTURES EVER! 🤪🎮🚀 #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Ores Mined: 3692
    Crops Grown: 5901 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • /BlockBros – Minecraft Server

    /BlockBros – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing skeletons appear, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot! Or how about encountering a secret underground village filled with talking cows who offer you enchanted armor in exchange for your best dance moves?

    But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updating with new content, like a rainbow-themed dimension where you can ride on unicorns and battle evil leprechauns for pots of gold. And don’t forget about our exclusive character banners featuring Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – each with their own unique abilities and backstories!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows what wacky adventures await you next?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 17 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 9322
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 156
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Vanishing Structures Built: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • United States of Minecraft SMP

    United States of Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we rate flags of US states and territories because why not?! Join us and witness the epic battles between the Ohio flag and the Texas flag as they duke it out for the top spot. But watch out for Puerto Rico and Utah, they may seem innocent but they pack a punch when it comes to flag ratings. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s see which flag reigns supreme in our crazy world of Minecraft flag ratings!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Crops Grown: 5030 Magical Moments Shared: 16
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 35 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • BananaBlock Minecraft Server

    BananaBlock Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of wasted bananas! Join us for a banana-free experience filled with endless snack options and no guilt over uneaten fruit.

    Our server offers a variety of activities, from building epic structures to battling mobs in the depths of the mines. And don’t worry, there are no bananas in sight to go to waste!

    Join us and be part of a community that values snack options and understands the importance of not letting food go bad. Who needs bananas when you have a whole world of Minecraft adventures waiting for you? Join now and say goodbye to banana guilt forever!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Epic Shields Constructed: 12 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Ores Mined: 3409 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown

    Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of cease and desist orders, lawsuits, and buried remains!

    Experience the thrill of fighting for your loved one’s final wishes against a family who’s more secretive than a hidden treasure chest in Minecraft. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who puts someone in an early grave? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free urn with a mysterious backstory, just like the one in this crazy family saga. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • FearFactorSMP

    FearFactorSMP
    Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, creepers have been trained to only explode in designated areas! Join us for a chance to witness the most disciplined creepers in the Minecraft world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the chickens or try to stop their poultry revolution?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that can only be found by solving a series of riddles left behind by a mysterious player known only as “The Prankster.” Will you be the one to uncover the treasure and claim your riches?

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky chickens…they may look innocent, but they’re always up to something cluckin’ crazy!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Gods Slained: 0
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 93 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • MineCraftyDisasters

    MineCraftyDisasters
    Have you ever had a day so bad that you wished you could just respawn and start over? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground society of talking llamas. Trust us, the worst day of your life will pale in comparison to the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Magical Moments Shared: 16
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 18 Orbs of Power Found: 11

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • CloudyCraft: Shape, Rain, Shade, Fun!

    CloudyCraft: Shape, Rain, Shade, Fun!
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever, then you gotta come to our server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’ about why you should join:

    First off, we got clouds that are straight up shapeshifters! They’ll be changing shapes like nobody’s business, keeping you on your toes and making your world feel alive!

    But wait, there’s more! These clouds ain’t just for show, oh no. They’re also rainmakers for all you farmers out there. Need some water for your crops? Just look up and watch those clouds do their thang!

    And if that ain’t enough to convince you, just think about all the cool backdrops you can get for your screenshots! Those clouds will make your builds look even more epic than they already are.

    Oh, and did I mention they provide shade for when it’s super hot outside? Yeah, clouds are like nature’s own air conditioner, keeping you cool while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the magic of clouds in Minecraft like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Epic Battles Fought: 19

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • ❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

    ❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

    FORCEMINE is one of the largest 1.12.2 GRIF servers. We have regular events, a lot of freebies, a well-thought-out economy and much more!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 68 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 7272

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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