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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 4181 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Magic Crystals Found: | 10 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Star Shards Collected: | 228 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
Potions Brewed: | 34 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
Crops Grown: | 5221 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Join us for epic adventures and hilarious antics. Just like when I stuck it to Susan and Greg at dinner, you’ll have the chance to outsmart your friends and come out on top.
Don’t worry about splitting the bill here, because on this server, everyone pays their fair share. Just like how Dan got stuck with a massive check, you’ll never have to worry about getting ripped off by your pals again.
So come on over and join us for a wild ride. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing at the absurdity of it all, just like I did when Susan and Greg tried to guilt trip me for not ordering food. Let’s make some memories and have a blast on this crazy Minecraft server!