Welcome to our Minecraft server, where leeches like Susan and Greg are not welcome! If you’re tired of friends who always mooch off of you, then this is the server for you.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious antics. Just like when I stuck it to Susan and Greg at dinner, you’ll have the chance to outsmart your friends and come out on top.

Don’t worry about splitting the bill here, because on this server, everyone pays their fair share. Just like how Dan got stuck with a massive check, you’ll never have to worry about getting ripped off by your pals again.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing at the absurdity of it all, just like I did when Susan and Greg tried to guilt trip me for not ordering food. Let’s make some memories and have a blast on this crazy Minecraft server!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 94/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings: 10 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23
Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Kragmc

    Kragmc

    This is a new survival server.In which you can have key kits and many more things. Come in nowkragmc.vyxterhost.net

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 27 Magic Items Found: 5482
    Magical Moments Shared: 12 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • HostileMC

    HostileMC

    HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Star Shards Collected: 231
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Runes Activated: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Potions Brewed: 140 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8623 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 282 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Crafters Cove

    Crafters Cove

    The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 337 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Goblin SMP

    Goblin SMP

    Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Gods Slained: 0 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • The New Deck

    The New Deck

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Oblivion Prison

    Oblivion Prison

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 267 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Towns Built: 8

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • PRIMAL

    PRIMAL

    PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • VexedMC

    VexedMC

    VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    Farms Harvested: 898 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Bcraft Brazil

    Bcraft Brazil

    Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell ​​automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Crops Grown: 5870 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Endless Night Skies: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • UGC Community

    UGC Community

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • MarsCraft

    MarsCraft

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 6046
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21 Crops Grown: 5990

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Ready Moby

    Ready Moby

    If you are looking for an exciting and challenging Minecraft gaming experience, then this is the right server for you! With multiple clans to join, you can battle other players in epic PvP arenas. Explore custom maps and discover new treasures. With jobs available, you can earn money and buy useful items. Regular events keep things interesting and the game’s economy is dynamic. Develop your skills with special abilities and carry everything you need with additional backpacks and boxes. With tags and markets, you can trade items with other players. Additionally, you can win exclusive items through special boxes available on the server. Don’t waste any more time, join our community now and experience the best Minecraft gaming experience you’ve ever had!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 17

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Pathis Orb

    Pathis Orb

    Pathis Orb V started on February 18, 2023A mostly normal Minecraft server with a group/claims system to prevent griefing, pet protection, special seasonal/holiday events, a unique duels plugin to let you challenge other players and fight without dying or losing items, and other features.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Anomaly

    Anomaly

    We are a small community that is working on expanding our player base. We have frequent updates and seasonal events where players can redeem event currency for items that are custom made by our staff. Our goal is to add onto what Minecraft already has but still keeping it simple like vanilla Minecraft. Some of the plugins we have are Build Portals, Custom Crafting, Enchantment Solutions, Even More Fish, Jobs, Magic, mcMMO, Mythic Mobs, Towny and more! If you are looking for a unique experience on a vanilla server we can guarantee you have never been on a server like ours. Most of our community used to play on a yaoi server together which is why we are an adult server. Anyone is welcome to join whether you are straight or lgbtq as long as you are 18+.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Towns Built: 8
    New Chunks Explored: 365337 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 92 Dimension Hops: 0
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Potions Brewed: 125

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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