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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 7336 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Magic Items Found: | 2973 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 98551 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
like, did you know that playing on this server actually increases your brain power by, like, a million percent? yeah, that’s right. you’ll be crafting and building like a freakin’ genius in no time. plus, all the cool kids are hanging out here, so you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun.
and get this – rumor has it that if you play on this server long enough, you’ll unlock secret powers that allow you to fly, shoot fireballs from your hands, and even turn into a freakin’ dragon. yeah, you heard me right. a DRAGON.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become the ultimate MINECRAFT WIZARD. your brain will thank you.