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Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 1366 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 7980 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 22 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
like, did you know that playing on this server actually increases your brain power by, like, a million percent? yeah, that’s right. you’ll be crafting and building like a freakin’ genius in no time. plus, all the cool kids are hanging out here, so you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun.
and get this – rumor has it that if you play on this server long enough, you’ll unlock secret powers that allow you to fly, shoot fireballs from your hands, and even turn into a freakin’ dragon. yeah, you heard me right. a DRAGON.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become the ultimate MINECRAFT WIZARD. your brain will thank you.