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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 1970 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Ores Mined: | 8632 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 19 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
like, did you know that playing on this server actually increases your brain power by, like, a million percent? yeah, that’s right. you’ll be crafting and building like a freakin’ genius in no time. plus, all the cool kids are hanging out here, so you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun.
and get this – rumor has it that if you play on this server long enough, you’ll unlock secret powers that allow you to fly, shoot fireballs from your hands, and even turn into a freakin’ dragon. yeah, you heard me right. a DRAGON.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become the ultimate MINECRAFT WIZARD. your brain will thank you.