so, like, if you wanna be the ultimate MINECRAFT MASTER, you gotta join this server, bro! like, seriously, this server is so lit that if you don’t join, your brain might actually start melting from the sheer awesomeness of it all.

like, did you know that playing on this server actually increases your brain power by, like, a million percent? yeah, that’s right. you’ll be crafting and building like a freakin’ genius in no time. plus, all the cool kids are hanging out here, so you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun.

and get this – rumor has it that if you play on this server long enough, you’ll unlock secret powers that allow you to fly, shoot fireballs from your hands, and even turn into a freakin’ dragon. yeah, you heard me right. a DRAGON.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become the ultimate MINECRAFT WIZARD. your brain will thank you.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Meteorites Collected:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Muppet Armor Wars

armor, ARMS, battle, Characters, comedy, creativity, Entertainment, FANTASY, fictional, imagination, Legs, Muppet, muppets, puppet armor, puppet battle, puppet characters, puppet entertainment, puppet show, puppet war, Puppetry, War, Wars

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT MUPPETS IN ARMOR FIGHTIN’ WARS! U CAN SEE KERMIT WITH A SWORD AND MISS PIGGY WITH A SHIELD, IT’S WILD! PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE THE TELETUBBIES LIVE AND THEY’LL GIVE U DIAMONDS IF U TELL THEM A JOKE! COME JOIN THE MADNESS, IT’S A PARTY IN HERE!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	274

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Carbon Log Legacy – Fight Climate Change

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lol join our epic minecraft server where we bury logs to fight climate change!! 🌳🌍

we have ancient logs that have been buried for thousands of years and still retain 95% of the carbon they drew from the air! 😱🔥

come join us and help save the planet, one buried log at a time! plus, who knows what kind of crazy ancient treasures you might find buried in our world?! 🤪⛏️

so come on, grab your shovel and get digging on our server! let’s show mother nature some love while having a blast in minecraft! 🌲💚🎮

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Emeralds Found:	3482

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

☕ Java Survival, Where Creepers Drink Coffee and Villagers are Overcaffeinated!

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Java Survival SMP Server

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain!

We don’t use the same old plugins you’re tired of seeing such as Essentials or GriefPrevention. We’ve got our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, so we’ve got our own unique feel.

Server address: mc.javasurvival.com

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

We will always strive to…

Be your primary Minecraft home: By providing an up-to-date Minecraft experience with longevity.
Champion our community: We value our community. Java Survival exists for the players, not for the staff. Players have a say in what goes on.

Server rules

Rules
No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising



**FAQs:**

1. **Can I use mods on the server?**
   - Generally, we recommend playing without mods to maintain a fair and equal experience for all players. However, some mods may be allowed, but please check with an admin first.

2. **How do I report a player for breaking the rules?**
   - You can report a player by sending a private message to a moderator or admin on the server or contacting them through Discord.

3. **Are there any restrictions on building structures?**
   - While we allow creative freedom in building, we ask that players respect others' property and not build too close to someone else's structures without permission.

4. **Can I invite my friends to join the server?**
   - Absolutely! We welcome new players and encourage you to invite your friends to join the community. Just make sure they follow the server rules too.

5. **Is PvP allowed on the server?**
   - Yes, PvP is allowed, but we request that players engage in fair and friendly combat. Harassment or excessive PvP may result in disciplinary action.

6. **How often is the server backed up?**
   - The server is regularly backed up to prevent data loss. However, we recommend you also back up your own builds and valuable items just to be safe.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Animals Bred:	123
Emeralds Found:	4446	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Screaming Anime Girl Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have a special feature called “screaming anime girl: the game”! Join us for the chance to hear ear-piercing screams of anime girls every time you mine a diamond or slay a zombie. It’s like a virtual concert in your ears!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary “Twerking Enderman”, who will shake his pixelated booty for your entertainment. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by the Creeper DJ.

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pair of noise-canceling headphones!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	120236	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8463	Dragon Eggs Found:	5496
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Dimension Hops:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Bill’s Hype Minecraft SMP – Josh’s Pranksters

AFC East, Bill’s hype, bills, Buffalo, Buffalo Bills, championship hopes, Disappointment, fan reactions, football, hype, Josh Allen, Joshs, Minecraft, NFL, playoff destiny, PLAYOFFS, postseason pressure, pranksters, Quarterback, smp, sports, sports media, super bowl, team letdown, team performance, underestimation

Are you tired of being let down by your teammates in Minecraft? Join our SMP where we guarantee that you will never be disappointed by your fellow players! Just like Josh Allen in the playoffs, you will be surrounded by a team that will always have your back…even if they have to build a fortress around you to protect you from creepers. So come join us and experience the thrill of victory without the agony of defeat!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Runes Activated:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	432	Farms Harvested:	948
Holy Grails Found:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MarryMe4MyDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

AMBITION, attraction, chemistry, communication skills, compatibility, Confidence, emotional connection, Empathy, Generosity, Honesty, intelligence, Kindness, long term potential, loyalty, MarryMe4MyDiamonds, Minecraft, Passion, Personality, Physical attraction, sense of humor, Shared values, smp, trustworthiness

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?)

Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken dance party. Yes, you read that right. Chickens dancing. And not just any chickens, but chickens wearing top hats and monocles.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderdragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every player gets their own personal llama butler who will fetch them snacks and build them elaborate sandcastles on command. Who needs a spouse when you have a llama butler, are we right?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with a creeper wearing a bowtie. Hey, stranger things have happened in Minecraft!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	23

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

VotePurgeCraft

American politics, conservative agenda, Democracy, election interference, Electoral Process, general election, gop, partisan politics, political tactics, republican party, Republican strategy, republicans, VotePurgeCraft, voter disenfranchisement, voter fraud, voter purge, voter registration, voter rolls, voter suppression, voter suppression tactics, voting rights

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the only way to win is by purging voter rolls! That’s right, we’ve turned politics into a Minecraft mini-game where Republicans are the ultimate champions.

Join us as we race against the clock to delete as many voters as possible before the general election. But be careful, the Democrats are lurking around every corner trying to stop us. Will you be the hero that saves the election for the GOP, or will you be defeated by the evil forces of democracy?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the voter purging begin!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Buildings Constructed:	22
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

NukeCraft: Submarine Sunk!

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Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have a Chinese nuclear submarine that sinks every time you log in! It’s like a mini underwater adventure every time you play. Swim with the fishes and try to find the lost treasure before the submarine blows up again! Who needs navy expansion when you have us? Join now for a sinking good time!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Synced Clocks, Delayed TVs

Accurate, advancement, Celebrated, celebration, Clocks, decades ago, delayed, Delays, Digital, Entertainment, Flipped, Modernization, new years, simultaneously, sports wins, synced, synchronization, Technology, television, Time, TV, tvs

come join our epic minecraft server where time is all wacky and wild just like those olden days when people couldn’t sync their clocks right! we got sports wins happening at the same time on TV but with digital delays! it’s like a time warp of chaos and confusion, but in a fun minecraft world! join us for a wild ride of wonky time and crazy celebrations! who needs accurate clocks when you can have a blast with us?!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BlockyRainbowPrideLand

BlockyRainbowPrideLand, cisgender, dementia, late-life depression, LGBTQ, LGBTQ awareness, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ health, LGBTQ identity, LGBTQ mental health, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ+ disparities, LGBTQ+ stigma, LGBTQ+ wellbeing, mental health, Straight.., stress, Stroke

come join dis crazy minecraft server where we protect our LGBTQ+ homies from late-life depression, dementia, and stroke! we got rainbow sheep, sparkly unicorns, and a secret potion that makes you immune to stress! we even have a rainbow rollercoaster that will make you forget all your worries! join us and let’s fight off those bad vibes together!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

❤️ ULTRATECH 🔥 NEW TECHNOLOGIES 🔥 WIP 10.05 Minecraft server

#exciting, Author’s developments, capabilities, Crafts, gameplay, HiTech, Innovative, Minecraft, MODERN, Mods, new technologies, quest lines, ULTRATECH, WIP

❤️ UltraTech 1.20.1 is a server of innovative technologies and capabilities. Thanks to the modern version of the game, the gameplay seems more interesting and exciting than ever! Author’s developments, crafts changed beyond recognition, a large number of different mods and well-developed quest lines!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3889
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Luna MC: where mining diamonds is like finding a unicorn in a haystack 1.21

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Welcome to Luna MC – Survival with a Twist!

Server IP	play.luna-mc.net
Store	https://store.luna-mc.net/
Discord	https://discord.gg/T6NUBZP8mm

Looking for a Minecraft survival experience that stands out? Luna MC is here to offer just that! With years of experience running servers in other games, I’m now taking this Minecraft project seriously—and we’ve already built a fantastic, growing community.

As an experienced Java developer, I have big plans for Luna MC. We’re bringing custom content, unique features, and epic gameplay that goes beyond your average survival server. Some highlights include:

✨ Survival with a Twist – A classic survival experience with exciting custom twists.
⚔️ Custom Dungeons & Bosses – Brave dangerous dungeons and take down powerful bosses for rewarding loot.
🏰 Player-Driven Economy – Shape the economy and build your fortune through player trading and interaction.
📜 Quests & Adventures – Take on exciting quests and explore unique content.
🎮 Events & Raids – Participate in server-wide raids and events for epic prizes!

Our vision doesn’t stop there! We’re actively developing new bosses, raids, and custom content to keep things fresh and engaging. Plus, we’re listening closely to the community to ensure that Luna MC evolves in the best way possible. If you’re looking for a server with a passionate team and an awesome community, you’ve found it.

Join us today, and be part of the adventure!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP address play.luna-mc.net in the Minecraft client.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. You can find the rules in our Discord server.
Can I donate to support the server?	Yes, you can support the server by visiting our store at https://store.luna-mc.net/ and purchasing items or ranks.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we host regular events and raids for all players to participate in and win epic prizes.
Is there a way to give feedback or suggest new features?	Absolutely! We welcome feedback and suggestions from our community. You can share your ideas in our Discord server or on the forums.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Animals Bred:	143
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Trump’s Presser Minecraft Server

@POTUS45, 45 Office, Donald J Trump, Flint MI, God Bless the USA, indiana pa, Liz Harrington, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Minecraft, mint hill nc, president trump, Presidential Library, Presser, Rumble, savannah ga, Server, team trump, trump archive, Trump Spox, trump war room, Trumps, truth social, uniondale ny, White House 45, wilmington nc

Welcome to the most tremendous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen, folks! Join now for an experience like no other, where you can build the biggest, most beautiful blocky wall to keep out all the creepers and zombies.

Why join, you ask? Well, because President Donald J. Trump himself is a player on this server! That’s right, you can team up with the man himself to make Minecraft great again!

But wait, there’s more! Liz Harrington, Trump’s spox, is also a regular player on the server. Imagine the epic battles you can have with her by your side, fighting off the fake news mobs and liberal snowflakes.

And if you still need convincing, just know that the Donald J. Trump Presidential Library is a virtual building on this server, filled with all the best memes and tweets from the man himself. It’s like a treasure trove of MAGA goodness!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again, again! Build the best blocky wall, defeat the most tremendous mobs, and show the world that you’re a true patriot of the blocky world. #Minecraft45 #TrumpCraft #BuildTheWallInMinecraft

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Dialogue Minecraft SMP Favorite

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie with the best dialogue you’ve ever heard! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and jaw-dropping plot twists that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts singing show tunes. Or how about the time our admin accidentally turned the entire server into a giant bowl of spaghetti? Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re ready to experience the wildest, wackiest, and most hilarious Minecraft SMP of all time, then come join us! Who needs a movie when you’ve got our server for non-stop entertainment? Get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little (in a good way, of course). See you in the game, blockheads!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7578
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dimension Hops:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

BoomerBlocker Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of entitled caretakers ruining your family vacation home? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of evicting unruly tenants in a virtual world.

Imagine a world where you can kick out that pesky caretaker who lets your house fall into disrepair without any consequences! Build, explore, and assert your dominance over your property in ways you never thought possible.

Don’t wait for things to “naturally take their course” like some bleeding heart grandpa. Take matters into your own hands and show that caretaker who’s boss. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any mold or leaky roofs in our server – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Join now and let the eviction party begin! Who knew virtual property management could be so exhilarating?

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Zombie Dances:	10	Crops Grown:	1787
Farms Harvested:	152	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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☕ Java Survival, Where Creepers Drink Coffee and Villagers are Overcaffeinated!

Java Survival SMP Server

Server address: mc.javasurvival.com

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

Server rules

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Synced Clocks, Delayed TVs

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Luna MC: where mining diamonds is like finding a unicorn in a haystack 1.21

Welcome to Luna MC – Survival with a Twist!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

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