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| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 8006 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 41 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
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