NoSisNoHouse | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than letting your sister crash on your couch? Look no further! Our server is a peaceful oasis where you can escape the chaos of real life and build your dream world without any unwanted houseguests.

Join us and avoid the drama of having your sister turn your house into a party zone while you’re out mining for diamonds. Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds without any family drama getting in the way.

Don’t let your sister guilt trip you into letting her move in – join our server instead and build a virtual mansion where she’s not invited! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life family feuds. So come on over and leave the eviction drama behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Mines Excavated:	1670
Villages Defended:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Buildings Constructed:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CraftyTwistMC

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Are you ready for the ultimate plot twist of your Minecraft life? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown like never before! Our server is like a rollercoaster of surprises, with twists and turns at every corner.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly creepers come out of nowhere and start dancing the Macarena with you. Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies are breakdancing and the skeletons are DJing.

But wait, there’s more! Just when you think you’ve seen it all, a giant flying pig swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a game of Minecraft chess. And if you win, you get to ride off into the sunset on a rainbow unicorn.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and get ready for the craziest plot twists of your life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

VaxCraft: Mumps Outbreak Response

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yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got mumps goin’ around in some nations but we got da cure! just take a third dose of our special mumps vaccine and u’ll be protected from all da craziness goin’ on.

we got mathematical models showin’ dat dis vaccine can reduce transmission and prevent da disease in da peeps who need it da most. so come on over and let’s fight off dem mumps together while buildin’ epic structures and havin’ a blast in da game! ain’t no mumps gonna bring us down when we got dis vaccine on our side. join now and let’s get rid of dem pesky mumps once and for all! 🤪🎮👾

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Skeleton SMP

Adventure, Bed wars, Creative, Economy, Faction Wars, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to the best survival server!

Are you bord of the servers with too many plugins and scams? I was too! Here we just have /trade, and oneplayersleep!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Divine Spears Created:	29
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Cucaracha Players

Cockroaches, Cross-Play, Cucaracha Players, Economy, family friendly, Friendly, Gaming, Minecraft, Network, PvE, PvP, Server, Sewers, Survival, Technical, Underground

Dig a hole and survive. – Minecraft Server Technical – CucarachaPlayers is a friendly and family-friendly network for cockroaches. You will be fine in the sewers, there is no better place than the underground, the perfect place to stay alive while the surface explodes.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Towns Built:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Magic Items Found:	4235	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Join us at [Server Name] where the fun never stops! We’ve got a crew of wacky YouTubers and Twitch streamers like Onolumi, Tomomi Toraya, and Kiki who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s been rumored that Herobrine himself logs on to play with us. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.

So why wait? Join us at [Server Name] where the adventures are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Buildings Constructed:	24
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BoomerParents60s Minecraft SMP

60s, aging, aging parents, BoomerParents60s, Companionship, Elderly, emotional, empty nest, empty nest syndrome, family, family dynamics, Future, generation gap, growing old, ISOLATION, Loneliness, lonely, Minecraft, parental care, parents, relationships, smp, Support

Are you tired of being the only one in your family who can’t join the senior citizen discount club? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a thriving community of players who are all in their golden years! Join us and never feel lonely again as you build, mine, and craft with your fellow elderly gamers. Who needs bingo night when you can have block-building fun with us?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if old folks can still dominate in PvP battles. So grab your walking stick and get ready to show those young whippersnappers who’s boss in the virtual world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

WorkplaceWeirdo Minecraft SMP

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Oh boy, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I’m part of. It’s like a circus on steroids, but with blocks and creepers. One time, we had a player who built a giant rollercoaster that went straight into the sky and ended in a pool of lava. It was a real “hot” attraction, if you catch my drift.

But the real kicker was when we had a player who turned their entire base into a giant chicken coop. I’m talking hundreds of chickens clucking around, laying eggs everywhere. It was like a poultry paradise, until a group of players decided to start a chicken rebellion and overthrow the coop. Let’s just say feathers were flying everywhere.

If you want to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there, then you gotta join us. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll witness next? Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe bring a bucket of popcorn, because things tend to get pretty entertaining around here.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MineCraftMemories

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Are you tired of boring old reality where you can’t respawn after falling off a cliff or getting attacked by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, you can relive any moment in your life…in Minecraft form! That’s right, want to go back to that time you aced that test in school? Just hop on our server and recreate it with blocks and pixels! Want to redo that embarrassing moment at a party? Build it out of virtual bricks and laugh at yourself all over again! Join our server for a chance to rewrite history in the most hilarious way possible. Who needs a time machine when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Animals Bred:	144	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

RedstoneRuskiCraft

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so, like, have you heard about this server, bro? it’s like, totally lit, man. like, so lit that even russia is trying to sabotage it because they’re jelly of how awesome it is. they planted some crazy device on a plane that caused a warehouse fire in the UK just to try and stop people from joining this server. but you know what? we ain’t scared of no russians, bro. we’re still gonna play on this server and have the time of our lives. come join us and let’s show those russians who’s boss! plus, there’s like, unlimited diamonds and you can ride on flying pigs. it’s insane, man. you gotta check it out. trust me, it’s worth the risk of angering a whole country just to play on this server. let’s goooooo!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	2317
Runes Activated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Pixel Quest: Edu Fun Land

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so, like, u know how u always wanted to learn stuff but it’s, like, so boring and stuff? well, on this server, u can learn stuff in a fun way! like, imagine u in a science classroom but instead of boring textbooks, u have, like, virtual reality and stuff.

u can, like, explore different worlds and learn about science in a super cool way. and get this, it’s not just for one language, it’s for, like, MULTILINGUAL students! so, if u speak more than one language, this server is perfect for u.

plus, there are, like, crazy stories and adventures waiting for u. u can, like, fight off evil mobs and discover hidden treasures. and, like, who wouldn’t want to do that, right?

so, if u want to have a blast while learning and, like, have the time of your life, then join this server now! it’s, like, the best thing ever, trust me.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6143
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Mines Excavated:	2344
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Villages Defended:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

EndNetwork

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, minecraft server multiplayer survival creative minigames factions skyblock economy PVP roleplay mods plugins vanilla adventure dungeons exploration community crafting building exploration, Mini Games, Skyblock, Towny

EndNetwork: Play Beyond Boundaries! Join the world of Minecraft, full of endless adventures and exciting events. Create unique structures with your building skills that push the limits, accomplish huge projects with your friends, and have a brand new experience! Step into this world that will grow with you!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7459	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Farms Harvested:	884
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Chaotic Realms

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[1.21] THE CHAOTIC SMP is a high-quality Anarchy based SMP server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly content creators, and awesome players like you!

BEDROCK SUPPORTED! (SOON)

Head Drops Weekly EVENTS Streamers & YouTubers AuraSkills Teams & SO MUCH MORE!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Potions Brewed:	103
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PlongieCraft: Here for the loot, staying for the chaos! Join our wild world today!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	PlongieCraft
Features	Quests, guilds, world bosses (coming soon), magic, armies, rare weapons, 1v1 Arena (coming soon)
Website	Plongie.com
Trailer	Watch trailer here

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server support?

A: The server supports Minecraft version 1.20.1.

Q: What can players expect on the server?

A: Players can expect quests, guilds, world bosses (coming soon), magic, armies, rare weapons, and a 1v1 Arena (coming soon).

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Search for PlongieCraft on technic and follow the instructions to join the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for the community?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server here.

Q: What type of gameplay is offered on the server?

A: The server offers modded SMP gameplay with options for vanilla play, or players can search for magic and rare weapons with RPG elements.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Pixel Puns Minecraft Server

Minecraft, PIXEL, Puns, Server

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right, LLAMAS!

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper bust a move.

3. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic unicorn mounts you’ll ever find in Minecraft. Ride into battle on a rainbow-maned unicorn and strike fear into your enemies.

4. We hold weekly “Build Battles” where players compete to create the most outrageous and ridiculous structures. From giant toilets to floating castles made of cheese, there’s no limit to the creativity on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Void Armor Forged:	24
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

The Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few rules here and there. But who needs rules when you can join a server filled with more kinks and depravity than you can memorize!

Imagine creating your own character profile and finding like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. It’s like F-list, but in Minecraft! Build your dream world, roleplay with others, and gossip about site drama all in one place.

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous characters, insane stories, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knows, you might even find your ideal blue, pink, and purple in this crazy world of ours. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your creativity run wild in our Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8756

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.