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| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 9958 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 138 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the impossible becomes possible and the absurd is just another Tuesday! Picture this: Pinocchio logging on to our server and declaring, “My nose will grow now.” Suddenly, the laws of physics and logic are thrown out the window as his nose starts growing at an exponential rate, spiraling out of control and knocking over trees, buildings, and unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, our server is equipped with a Nose Growth Control Squad (NGCS) to handle such emergencies.
Join us on this wild ride where you can build your own nose-themed castle, ride on flying pigs, and participate in epic nose-growing competitions. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to eternal nose growth and become the ruler of the server! So come on in and let your imagination run wild (and your nose too, if you dare).
