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GPU Wars Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and help us rebuild the lost Chinese revenue! We promise to turn those tears into laughter as we embark on a wild journey to create the most epic virtual world ever seen. Who needs billions of dollars when you can have endless diamonds and emeralds in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Huang himself will be joining the server to seek refuge from his financial woes. Don’t miss out on the chance to game with a disgraced billionaire – join us now!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Farms Harvested:	823	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Bitcoin SMP: Grand at 71k

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Join our Minecraft SMP and you too could become a bitcoin billionaire like our fearless leader! He bought a grand of bitcoin at 71k and now he’s rolling in virtual dough. Who needs diamonds when you can have digital currency? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret bitcoin mine hidden somewhere in the world – find it and you’ll be set for life! Don’t miss out on the chance to strike it rich in our crazy, crypto-filled server.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftyClassmateCraze

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Are you tired of dealing with entitled classmates who expect you to do their homework for them? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of college life!

On our server, you can build your own virtual world where no one can guilt-trip you into doing their assignments. Say goodbye to annoying classmates like Maggie and her ridiculous demands for chivalry. Here, you’re the boss of your own domain!

Plus, our server is filled with hilarious memes and outrageous stories to keep you entertained. Who needs real-life drama when you can laugh at Linus tech tips memes all day long?

So, if you’re ready to escape the stress of college and have some lols along the way, join our Minecraft server now! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1563
Falling into the Void:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP

car trouble, childcare, DEADLINE, doctor appointment, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP, Fake, family emergency, get out of work, Job, lie, Meeting, mental health, overslept, personal issue, RESPONSIBILITY, sick, stress, traffic, work, work excuse

Are you tired of the daily grind of work and responsibilities? Do you dream of escaping to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need an excuse to get out of work? Just tell your boss that you’re busy defending your base from a horde of zombie pigmen or hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon. Trust us, they’ll totally understand.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a good time. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, there’s a place for you here. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the fun begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Digging4Diamonds

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of digging through piles of virtual poop to find hidden treasures! Yes, you heard that right – we have a unique feature where players can dig through piles of poop to uncover rare items and secret loot. Who knew that something so gross could be so rewarding?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of talking animals who have formed their own society within the game. From gossiping chickens to philosophical pigs, you never know what kind of wacky conversations you’ll stumble upon.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our custom-built volcano biome where you can mine for diamonds while dodging lava flows and erupting fireballs. It’s a dangerous journey, but the rewards are definitely worth it!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the weirdest and wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocky pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

InstaCraft: Where griefers cry, diamonds fly, and creepers say goodbye! Join us now!

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Welcome to InstaCraft – Your Ultimate Survival PvE Adventure in Minecraft
Embark on an incredible journey at InstaCraft, a survival PvE server designed to provide a nostalgic yet enhanced vanilla Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a lone explorer or prefer teaming up with friends, the choice is entirely yours on InstaCraft!

Server Details:
Server IP: play.myinstacraft.com
Website: MyInstaCraft
Dynmap: Explore the Map
Discord: Join us on Discord

About Us:
– Established and Going Strong: With over four years in the game, InstaCraft ensures longevity and stability for your gameplay experience.
– Our Vision: Launched on 3/3/2020, InstaCraft was born with the aim of fostering a fun, community-based public server with minimal restrictions in a non-toxic environment.

Features:
– Active Economy: Engage in creating player shops and utilizing the Auction House worry-free from theft or griefing.
– Quality of Life Enhancements: Elevate your vanilla gameplay with features like /dback, Multiplayer sleep, Silk Spawners, and more!
– Minimal Plugins: Keep it simple with a quick check of our plugins (/plugins).
– Vibrant Community: Join our active Discord community and be a part of the conversation.
– Non-restrictive Gameplay: We encourage free gameplay while prohibiting unproductive actions such as cheating or griefing. Report any incidents, and our vigilant staff will handle them promptly.

Who We Are:
Whether you’re a casual Minecrafter or an enthusiast exploring the technical limits of the game, InstaCraft caters to you! We welcome players who contribute positively to our vibrant community. If you have any queries or wish to dive right in, ask below or join our Discord server!

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?	A: Simply input the server IP “play.myinstacraft.com” in your Minecraft client and join the adventure!
Q: Are there any rules I need to follow?	A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. You can find the rules on our website or ask our staff for clarification.
Q: Can I create my own player shop on the server?	A: Yes, you can create player shops and engage in the server’s active economy feature.
Q: How can I report incidents of cheating or griefing?	A: You can report incidents to our vigilant staff through our Discord server or in-game chat.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	422	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Ban Assault Weapons Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is running around with guns and causing chaos? Well, look no further because our server has banned all guns and is dedicated to saving none other than President Trump himself!

Join us on this wild adventure as we navigate through crazy obstacles and challenges to rescue Trump from the clutches of evil mobs. Who knew that the key to saving the president was playing Minecraft?

But that’s not all – we also have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. And did I mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you at all costs?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us ban the guns and save Trump – it’s the most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Ores Mined:	3232
Zombie Dances:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

The Blocky Blacksmith Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with shenanigans and tomfoolery! We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons. Our server mascot is a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat. Plus, we have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join us now!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

DadTax.exe

aita, Arguing, back pay, calculation, dad, DadTax.exe, decent paying job, driving a wedge, freeloading, good relationship, installments, Living at home, moving out, never mentioned, out of the blue, OWE, refusing to pay, Rent, saving money, shock, taking advantage, UNFAIR

Are you tired of freeloading off your dad in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house without ever being asked to pay rent!

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without your dad demanding back pay for all those years of living rent-free. Join us and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can craft your own storylines, like the time your virtual dad suddenly asked for rent after two years of peaceful cohabitation. Will you pay up or rebel against the system? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the freedom of building without the burden of rent payments. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life struggles?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

WakeUpCraft SMP

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Do you log onto our Minecraft SMP, of course! Because who needs breakfast when you can start your day by building a giant chicken statue out of diamond blocks? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous group of zombie pigmen who love to photobomb your screenshots. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a secret underground lair where all the creepers hang out after a long day of exploding. So what are you waiting for? Wake up and join the fun!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	711150
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

ChipCraft: Spud-tacular Flavor!

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Are you tired of boring old potato chip flavors like plain, salted, or barbecue? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is serving up a whole new flavor experience! Join us and feast your taste buds on our exclusive “Unicorn Farts” potato chip flavor – made with real unicorn magic and rainbow sprinkles for a taste sensation that will blow your mind (and possibly your taste buds)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Potato Chip Palace, where players can compete in epic chip-eating challenges to win exclusive in-game prizes. Rumor has it that the Potato Chip King himself resides in the palace, guarding the secret recipe for the world’s most addictive chip flavor.

So come on down to our server and get ready to crunch, munch, and chomp your way to victory in the wackiest potato chip adventure you’ve ever experienced! Who knew that a simple question about potato chip flavors could lead to such a wild and crazy Minecraft server?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

NATOcraft: Finnish Border Fun

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lol join this epic minecraft server where we have a nato headquarters near russia for some reason. come build your own secret spy base and plot world domination with your friends. beware of russian spies trying to infiltrate and steal your diamonds. only the bravest and most cunning players will survive in this intense geopolitical minecraft world. come join the madness now!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

What is the IP for Green Stick Figure Minecraft Server?

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Green Stick Figure is a mysterious and enigmatic artist known for their unique stick figure drawings. With a focus on minimalism and simplicity, Green Stick Figure creates whimsical and thought-provoking illustrations that captivate audiences around the world. Their work often incorporates themes of nature, unity, and interconnectedness, and has gained a loyal following on social media platforms. Despite their anonymity, Green Stick Figure’s art continues to inspire and resonate with people of all ages.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Villages Defended:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

BeeWorlds Pillars Fartuna Minecraft server

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Fell – lost or “Pillars” from version 1.20 to 1.21.1! New blocks, items and mobs. The best server WITHOUT A LICENSE for playing with friends!

IP: play.beeworlds.ru (modes from 1.20.1 and later)

Pillars of Fortune, Fell – Lost, Pillars, Random items, Fishing. [ 1.16.5 – 1.21.1 ]

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

WeCanGoCrying BoxPVP: Anarchic Mayhem 1.20.1-1.21.1

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WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server

WeCanGoMining is a new BoxPVP Minecraft server where you can experience fast-paced box PvP action, level up your gear, and grind while having endless fun! Join WeCanGoMining today and dominate other players as you level up and become unstoppable!

Features:

Kits

Shopkeepers

Coin System

PVP

Leaderboards

We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as its not just our server, its also the player’s server.

Information:

Server Address:	wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz
Version:1.20.1+
Discord Community:	https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the WeCanGoMining Minecraft server, simply enter the server address “wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz” in your Minecraft client.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, please refer to our Discord community or in-game for the server rules.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

A: Absolutely! We encourage players to invite their friends to join the WeCanGoMining community.

Q: Is there any cost to play on the server?

A: No, WeCanGoMining is a free Minecraft server for players to enjoy.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	216
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Towns Built:	4