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| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 9559 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 12 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 23 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 47 |
so, like, this server is like, the craziest place to be, man. it’s like, so wild that even North Korea is like, “nah, we can’t handle this level of madness.” they literally cut off all the roads and trains to South Korea just to avoid getting sucked into the chaos of this server.
if you wanna join, be prepared for some insane adventures. like, one time, a player rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava, but instead of dying, they turned into a superhero with the power to shoot diamonds out of their eyes.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground city filled with talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the server? yeah, it’s a thing.
so, if you’re ready to dive into the most bonkers Minecraft server out there, come join us. just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. you’ll be hooked on the craziness forever.
