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| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 9163 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
so, like, this server is like, the craziest place to be, man. it’s like, so wild that even North Korea is like, “nah, we can’t handle this level of madness.” they literally cut off all the roads and trains to South Korea just to avoid getting sucked into the chaos of this server.
if you wanna join, be prepared for some insane adventures. like, one time, a player rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava, but instead of dying, they turned into a superhero with the power to shoot diamonds out of their eyes.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground city filled with talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the server? yeah, it’s a thing.
so, if you’re ready to dive into the most bonkers Minecraft server out there, come join us. just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. you’ll be hooked on the craziness forever.
