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| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 5142 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 298572 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any coworkers boning on your virtual couches! Unlike some people in real life, our players know how to keep it classy and stick to the bedrooms (or better yet, build their own private love nests in the game).
Join us for a wild ride of adventure and creativity, where you can build your dream house without worrying about unexpected guests getting frisky in your living room. Our server is a safe space for all players, as long as they follow the golden rule of Minecraft etiquette: no couch boning allowed!
So come on over and leave the drama at the door (or the basement, in this case). With no rent to pay and no contracts to sign, you can focus on what really matters – crafting, exploring, and having a blast with your fellow gamers. See you in the game, where the only thing getting screwed is the occasional creeper!
