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| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 5781 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 1344 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any coworkers boning on your virtual couches! Unlike some people in real life, our players know how to keep it classy and stick to the bedrooms (or better yet, build their own private love nests in the game).
Join us for a wild ride of adventure and creativity, where you can build your dream house without worrying about unexpected guests getting frisky in your living room. Our server is a safe space for all players, as long as they follow the golden rule of Minecraft etiquette: no couch boning allowed!
So come on over and leave the drama at the door (or the basement, in this case). With no rent to pay and no contracts to sign, you can focus on what really matters – crafting, exploring, and having a blast with your fellow gamers. See you in the game, where the only thing getting screwed is the occasional creeper!
