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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 310 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 40 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 90 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
Alien Abductions: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
But that’s not all! On our server, we also believe in abolishing the social norm of saying “GG” after a game. Instead, we encourage players to shout “Banana Hammock!” to celebrate their victories. Trust us, it’s way more fun.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurd and throws social norms out the window? Come join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughs, and maybe even a few exploding pigs. You won’t regret it!