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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 6149 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 49 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Enchantments Applied: | 187 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 21 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 69 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Votes: | 243 |
But that’s not all! On our server, we also believe in abolishing the social norm of saying “GG” after a game. Instead, we encourage players to shout “Banana Hammock!” to celebrate their victories. Trust us, it’s way more fun.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurd and throws social norms out the window? Come join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughs, and maybe even a few exploding pigs. You won’t regret it!