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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 7053 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Void Gems Collected: | 33 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 20 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Love Letters Sent: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Void Armor Forged: | 20 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
But that’s not all! On our server, we also believe in abolishing the social norm of saying “GG” after a game. Instead, we encourage players to shout “Banana Hammock!” to celebrate their victories. Trust us, it’s way more fun.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurd and throws social norms out the window? Come join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughs, and maybe even a few exploding pigs. You won’t regret it!