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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 3570 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Animals Bred: | 12 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 31 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 890 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
But that’s not all! On our server, we also believe in abolishing the social norm of saying “GG” after a game. Instead, we encourage players to shout “Banana Hammock!” to celebrate their victories. Trust us, it’s way more fun.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurd and throws social norms out the window? Come join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughs, and maybe even a few exploding pigs. You won’t regret it!