Are you tired of boring old social norms getting in the way of your Minecraft fun? Well, look no further than our wacky SMP server! Join us and say goodbye to the social norm of wearing pants while playing Minecraft – because who needs pants when you’re building epic structures and battling creepers?

But that’s not all! On our server, we also believe in abolishing the social norm of saying “GG” after a game. Instead, we encourage players to shout “Banana Hammock!” to celebrate their victories. Trust us, it’s way more fun.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurd and throws social norms out the window? Come join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughs, and maybe even a few exploding pigs. You won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 104/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • The Hangover: Semi-Spicy PVE Edition

    The Hangover: Semi-Spicy PVE Edition

    The Hangout Minecraft Server

    Overview: Where adventure meets community!

    Why Join Us? Our server offers a unique gameplay experience with amazing features designed for both casual players and hardcore Minecraft enthusiasts.

    Key Features:

    Discord Integration Chat with friends, coordinate builds, and stay updated on server events even when you’re not in-game.
    In-Game Events Hosted by Admins Our admins regularly host exciting events, competitions, and challenges.
    Respawning Ender Dragon Face the ultimate challenge every night! The Ender Dragon respawns at midnight.
    Single Player Sleep No need to wait for everyone to sleep! One player can sleep through the night.
    Bending for Subscribers Unlock the power of Water, Earth, Fire, and Air for our subscribers.

    Join the Community: Our community is always welcoming new players, whether you’re looking for friends or epic builds.

    Ready to Join?

    Server IP: 74.95.135.190

    Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/hG8kPs69KP

    We can’t wait to see you in-game! 🌟

    FAQs:

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Simply input the server IP provided above in your Minecraft client and connect to join the server.

    Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

    A: No, our server is open to all players who wish to join.

    Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    A: Of course! The more, the merrier. Share the server IP and Discord invite link with your friends.

    Q: Are there rules on the server?

    A: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive gameplay experience for all players. You can find the rules listed in our Discord server.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 New Chunks Explored: 540892
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 14 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Towns Built: 7
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Decent Vidya Minecraft Server

    Decent Vidya Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring and mediocre video game adaptations? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate gaming experience you’ve been waiting for! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted llama roaming around, just waiting to be tamed by a brave adventurer like yourself.

    But that’s not all – we also have a giant chicken statue that shoots fireballs out of its beak, a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the clouds, and a dance party every Friday night where all the mobs come together to boogie down. And did we mention the talking cows? Yeah, we’ve got those too.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Crops Grown: 6648
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Rainbows Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Liquidated Link Minecraft SMP

    Liquidated Link Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride of insanity, with players pulling off the most ridiculous stunts and pranks you can imagine.

    Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle, or see a chicken army take over a village. Our community is full of crazy characters who will stop at nothing to make you laugh until you cry.

    And if you think you can handle the madness, come on over and try to survive the chaos. Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Zombie Dances: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • BrokeBlockMateKickedOut

    BrokeBlockMateKickedOut
    Are you tired of living with freeloading friends who can’t pay their share of the rent? Join our Minecraft server where everyone pulls their weight – literally! No more moochers taking advantage of your kindness, just pure gaming fun with responsible players who know how to pay their virtual dues.

    Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about your in-game house getting repossessed because your roommate forgot to chip in for the virtual mortgage. On our server, everyone is financially responsible and understands the importance of keeping the lights on in the virtual world.

    Say goodbye to awkward conversations about missed payments and hello to epic adventures with fellow gamers who actually contribute to the virtual economy. Join now and experience the thrill of playing with responsible adults who know how to handle their virtual finances. Trust us, you’ll never want to go back to living with freeloading friends in the real world after experiencing the financial freedom of our Minecraft server!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
    Star Shards Collected: 79 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 43 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • BoomCraft Minecraft Server

    BoomCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it literally explodes like a sarmat missile during a test in russia? well, this is the place for you, my dude!

    imagine logging on and being greeted by a giant explosion that sends you flying into a world of pure chaos and fun. our server is so insane, it will blow your mind (literally)!

    we have crazy builds, epic battles, and the most ridiculous mini-games you’ve ever seen. plus, our community is like a family of deranged unicorns who just want to have a good time.

    so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will leave you speechless (and maybe a little singed), come join us and experience the madness for yourself. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re scared of explosions, then maybe stay away).

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 92719 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • BlockBlastersMC

    BlockBlastersMC
    LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing getting struck is your funny bone! We have more explosions than a Russia-Ukraine conflict, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt (except for the occasional creeper explosion).

    With over 20 players getting “wounded” by our hilarious pranks and epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Build your own apartment block and watch out for those sneaky Russian strikes – they might just be looking for diamonds!

    Join now for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions (but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 14 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Crops Grown: 7842
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • TRAVEL MC

    TRAVEL MC

    Welcome To TRAVEL MC network.This Server is made for people Cracked/Premium.Java/Pe To Play Together And Got A Professional LifeSteal Server Experience.Join This Server And Become A Part of This Community

    Thanks For Join!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • SABEX | PRIVATE VANILLA SERVER Minecraft server

    SABEX | PRIVATE VANILLA SERVER Minecraft server

    Private vanilla minecraft server.PlasmoVoice

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 13
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • The Complex SMP server: Where we complicate the vanilla just for fun! Version 1.21.1

    The Complex SMP server: Where we complicate the vanilla just for fun! Version 1.21.1

    Simple SMP Minecraft Server

    A new world awaits…Server IP: simplesmp.org

    Discord: https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

    Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool.

    Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be.

    Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey.

    Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

    Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity.

    Powered by a self-owned, high-spec dedicated server enhanced with a finely tuned Linux kernel and bespoke software for exceptional performance.

    No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world.

    No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking.

    No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.

    Going on for over eight years, Simple SMP remains one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Are there any rules on the server? No ridiculous rules, just be cool and respectful to others.
    Can I claim any land? No, there is no land claiming on the server.
    Is the server pay-to-win? No, everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive without paying.
    How long has the server been running? The server has been running for over eight years.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Star Shards Collected: 73
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Minecraft server: Skullgirls General & Friends

    Minecraft server: Skullgirls General & Friends
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Autumn fun edition, where you can experience the thrill of Skullgirls 2nd Encore in a whole new way!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other? Or maybe you’re enticed by the promise of finding hidden treasures guarded by dancing skeletons in our custom-built dungeons?

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in weekly tournaments where the prize is a magical diamond sword that can shoot fireballs (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows who will teach you how to build the ultimate castle.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Skullgirls champion of the Minecraft world!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Lunatic Minecraft SMP

    Lunatic Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where insanity meets experimentation in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being a patient in a wacky 60s-80s insane asylum run by a head guy who thinks he’s a mad scientist.

    Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining for diamonds, when suddenly you’re whisked away to a world where patients have demon worlds in their heads. It’s like Lovecraft meets Minecraft, with a touch of Silence of the Lambs and Girl, Interrupted thrown in for good measure.

    So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can build your own padded cell, participate in crazy experiments, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the asylum? Plus, the head guy is always looking for new test subjects, so you’ll never be bored!

    Don’t miss out on the insanity – join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Chimeras Created: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 177 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • DreamCraft: The Ultimate Adventure

    DreamCraft: The Ultimate Adventure
    Have you ever been so deep in a dream that you were actually mining diamonds in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that dream can become a reality! Join us for the chance to live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies, whether it’s battling dragons or building a roller coaster that defies gravity. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server and never want to wake up again? Join us now and let the dream continue!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 33 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • RedLineDefend Minecraft Server

    RedLineDefend Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more red lines than putin trying to defend his country! we got nukes flying everywhere but don’t worry, we got diamond armor to protect you! build your base with red blocks to show your allegiance to putin and his struggles. join now before the nukes hit and the red lines disappear! it’s a wild ride full of explosions and chaos, just like putin’s defense strategy!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 19 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Towns Built: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • UNRWA Massacre Madness

    UNRWA Massacre Madness
    lol join our epic minecraft server where we have UN employees seeking immunity for causing chaos and destruction in the game! they are complicit in the october 7 massacre of creepers and zombies, but hey, who cares when you can join in on the fun?! come build your own UN headquarters and pretend to be a corrupt employee trying to cover up their crimes. it’s a wild ride full of twists and turns, just like a rollercoaster made of TNT! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Crops Grown: 7930 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Soy Milk Saves Hearts Server

    Soy Milk Saves Hearts Server
    so u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, we got soymilk instead of cow’s milk! ya heard me right, soymilk all day every day! and get dis, it dont mess with ur heart stuff and it even makes ur blood and inflammation better! like, who knew soymilk could be so lit, amirite? come join us and sip on dat sweet soymilk while u build ur epic castle and fight off creepers and stuff. trust me, u won’t regret it! #soymilkgang #minecraftmadness

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Buildings Constructed: 29
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Dimension Hops: 14
    Crops Grown: 3759 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 39
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 29 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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