NoRestForTheBlocky | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Java Survival

Address, admins, advertising, Cheating, commands, Community, Custom, Discord, exploits, HACKING, java, land protections, Legitimate, Moderators, multiplayer, offensive language, Plugins, Politics, Property, rules, smp, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4228
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Votes:	7867
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Description	Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play like regular players without using commands for personal gain. Custom plugins for basic commands and land protections provide a unique feel.
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, Java Survival allows the use of certain mods as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: How do I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by messaging a moderator or admin on Discord or in-game. Provide as much evidence as you can.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Respect other players’ creations and property.

Q: How often is the server updated?

A: The server is regularly updated to ensure a current Minecraft experience with longevity.

New Horizon Craft 1.21.2

/pol/ approved, 1.21.2, conservative hobbies, Craft, hobbies, hobby activities, hobby choices, hobby discovery, hobby exploration, hobby ideas, Hobby inspiration, hobby interests, hobby pastimes, hobby pursuits, Hobby recommendations, hobby suggestions, HORIZON, new hobbies, New Year, political hobbies, right-wing hobbies, traditional hobbies

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5988
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Divine Spears Created:	17
Towns Built:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Yo, bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Imagine a world where you can build your own utopia, free from the shackles of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of dancing llamas who control the economy with their sick moves. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic battles of wits and strength. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary potato king who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the world! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BroBroRealtor Minecraft Server

BroBroRealtor, buying a house, communication breakdown, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, home buying process, Home ownership, house hunting, Minecraft, Older brother, property investment, property purchase, Real Estate (Industry), real estate agent, real estate market, realtor selection, regret, renting, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1207
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8982
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us for a chance to claim virtual properties before your older brother swoops in and steals them from under your nose. Build your dream house, team up with other players to plot against your siblings, and maybe even become the ultimate real estate mogul in the virtual world. Who needs a realtor when you have the power of blocks and creativity on your side? Join now and show your brother who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyBoyfriendCookFail

aita, Boyfriend, Brat, busy, cook dinner, CraftyBoyfriendCookFail, crying, Eat, ENERGY, exhausted, jacket potatoes, mom, pasta, pesto, pizza, relationship, Relax, STARVING, ungrateful, Upset, work

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6168
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will satisfy your hunger for adventure? Look no further than our server! Just like this poor soul who couldn’t get a decent meal, you’ll never go hungry on our server. We provide virtual feasts fit for a king, with a menu that will make your mouth water.

Join our server and experience the drama of deciding between pasta, jacket potatoes, or even pizza for dinner. Will you lose your temper like this hangry player, or will you find a way to satisfy your cravings peacefully? The choice is yours!

Don’t be an ungrateful brat like the player in this story – join our server and feast like royalty. Who needs a boyfriend to cook dinner when you have a Minecraft server serving up delicious virtual meals? Come hungry, leave satisfied – join our server today!

AttentionHogMinecraftSMP

attention seeking, attention seeking actions, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking tactics, attention-seeking antics, AttentionHogMinecraftSMP, bad behavior, craving attention, desperate actions, desperate for attention, embarrassing acts, Inappropriate Behavior, negative attention, seeking admiration, seeking approval, seeking approval from others, seeking attention at any cost, seeking recognition, seeking validation, seeking validation from others

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9852
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time this dude built a giant statue of a chicken and then rode it around the server like a majestic steed. And then another time, someone built a rollercoaster that went through a lava waterfall and everyone was like, “WTF is happening?!” It’s like a circus on steroids, but in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s this one guy who always wears a pumpkin on his head and only speaks in pig Latin. It’s wild, man. You gotta come check it out, you won’t regret it!

FreeDiamondsOnly

Air, basic needs, clean water, compassion, education, equality, essential services, FreeDiamondsOnly, freedom of speech, fresh food, Happiness, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, internet access, Justice, Kindness, love, Nature, Peace, Shelter, something free

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	422
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	23
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Diamonds! And on our server, they are! That’s right, we have a never-ending supply of diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who will trade you anything you want for just a few emeralds. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our custom-built Nether fortress, where you can battle hordes of zombie pigmen and collect rare loot. So come join us on our server, where the diamonds are free and the adventures are endless!

BorderBrawl Minecraft Server

aggression, border region, BorderBrawl, Conflict, counterattack, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, foreign affairs, Geopolitical, international relations, Military Action, military conflict, Minecraft, political tensions, power struggle, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8488
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

so, like, ukraine was all like “russia, u cray cray” and then they launched a counterattack in the border region and it was like BOOM! but then russia was like “oh no you didn’t” but ukraine was like “oh yes we did!” and it was like a minecraft battle but in real life! join our server and be part of the epic battles and drama, u won’t regret it! plus, we have free cake every wednesday! come join the fun, it’s gonna be lit!

Elon’s Parliament DissolveCraft

Britain, DissolveCraft, elon musk, Elons, forbes, king charles, lawmakers, misinformed, Parliament, Tesla CEO

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3645
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Animals Bred:	104
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

lol dis server is like if elon musk was in charge of parliament and king charles was just chillin like “yo, dissolve dat shiz”. u gotta join cuz we got crazy redstone contraptions that will make ur brain explode with confusion. also, rumor has it that if u build a giant tesla coil, elon musk himself will come and give u a high five. lawmakers be like “wtf is dis server even about” but who cares, we’re here to have a good time and build some epic stuff. so come join us and let’s make minecraft history together!

Underwear Land – No Pants Required

clothing, comfort, fashion, History, hygiene, invention, Land, modesty, necessity, pants, required, societal norms, underclothes, undergarment design, undergarment evolution, undergarment history, undergarment industry, undergarment innovation, undergarment technology, undergarment trends, undergarments, Underpants, underwear

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3648
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Divine Spears Created:	25
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we wear underwear on our heads cuz why not?! We got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese! Plus, if you join now, you get a free pet rock that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t miss out on the underwear party of a lifetime!

Gut Bacteria Rats Mediterranean Memory Boost

Bacteria, Boost, brain function, brain health, brain health benefits, brain health diet, brain-boosting, cognitive function, cognitive performance, dietary habits, Gut, gut bacteria, gut health, health benefits, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, Mediterranean, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, Mediterranean food, Memory, memory enhancement, memory improvement, Microbiome, nutrition, Rats

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6250
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Votes:	9940	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Farms Harvested:	236	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

so, liek, u know how ur brain needs sum gud food to werk right? well, dis server is liek da Mediterranean diet for ur minecraft brain! we got all da brain-boosting benefits u need to pwn dem creepers and zombies.

wen u join dis server, ur gut bacteria will be all like “woah, dis place is dope!” and u will start to remember where u put ur diamonds and stuff. ur cognitive performance will be off da charts, u will be building epic structures and redstone contraptions in no time.

our server is da secret sauce to unlocking ur inner minecraft genius. so come join us and let’s change ur gut bacteria for da better!

DUSTY

Adults, camaraderie, Chill, Community, Contraptions, cozy cabin, creativity, dusty, Ingame Voice Chat, Keep Some Inventory, laid back, Machines, paths, Portalis, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, Skills, smp, Social, sprawling city, Tinkering

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9824
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Emeralds Found:	9793
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

DUSTY Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server IP	mc.dustyhub.net
Established	2019

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What type of community is DUSTY?	DUSTY is a laid-back Minecraft community for adult players who value creativity and camaraderie.
What are some guidelines for the server?	no racist behavior no leaving trees floating no PvP without consent no cheating, hacking, griefing, or stealing
What are some features of the server?	Skills system for character progression Portalis for easier travel Ingame Voice Chat Keep Some Inventory after death Paths give speed boost
How can I join the server?	Simply use the server IP: mc.dustyhub.net and follow the guidelines for a enjoyable experience.

Links:

Website: dustyhub.net
Map: map.dustyhub.net
Discord: discord.gg/FDCjp2J

Crafted Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, afk strategy, Ballistic, chapter 6, crafted, Durrr Taisho, Festival Season 6, fortnite, Fortnite Crew, fortnite og, Hunters, LEGO XP, Leveling Pace, mariah carey, Mission Alerts, OG Season Shop, Quests, Realms, Renegade Raider, ronin, season 1, Season XP, Shop, snoop dogg, Stats, stw, text chat, Winterfest 2024

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8502
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	470
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Towns Built:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Yo, bro, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s like, totally lit? Forget Fortnite, we got Ronin warriors fighting ghosts, like bruh, who wouldn’t want that? Plus, we got quests, stats, and a shop that’s gonna blow your mind. And guess what? You can AFK like a boss with our LEGO XP strategy, like what even is reality anymore?

Oh, and did I mention Mariah Carey is hosting Winterfest 2024? Yeah, she’s in the game, singing her heart out while you battle it out. And guess who’s back? Renegade Raider and all those OG skins, they’re like, making a comeback, bro. Plus, we got a new text chat experience that’s gonna make you question everything you thought you knew about Fortnite.

But wait, there’s more! We’re going first person with Ballistic, a 5v5 shooter that’s gonna blow your mind. And Snoop Dogg? Yeah, he’s lighting up the stadium in our Fortnite Festival Season 6. And if you join now, you get the Fortnite Crew January – Durrr Taisho pack. Like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Minecraft Dragon Space Ball

action, Adventure, Akira Toriyama, Anime, Ball, dragon ball super, dragon ball z, Dragon.., Frieza, Fusion, goku, HEROIC, Manga, Minecraft, power levels, Saiyan, Space, Straight.., Super Saiyan Blue, tournament of power, Ultra Instinct, Universe Survival Saga, Vegeta, Zeno

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4724
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Yo yo yo, welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about being straight up heroic in this crazy world of blocks and mobs. Join us for some wild adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of treasure hunting. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the Minecraft world with us! Don’t be a square, join us now and let’s show those creepers who’s boss!

BroLawsCraft Minecraft Server

BroLawsCraft, brother-in-law, cancelled plans, Communication Issues, dealing with conflict, disrespectful behavior., emotional reactions, exclusion, expressing feelings, family drama, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, growing up, Minecraft, parenting challenges, pregnancy exhaustion, Server, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, special needs child, standing up for family

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5890
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Holy Grails Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8795	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time OP’s BIL kicked them out for taking a nap during a weekend visit.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll witness outrageous family dynamics like BIL making his own mother come to him on Mother’s Day and constantly canceling plans on Father’s Day. And let’s not forget the birthday gift saga, where BIL expects thank you calls from kids instead of reaching out first.

If you’re up for a challenge, join us in organizing last-minute lunches and cakes for BIL’s parents due to his never-ending cancellations. And don’t miss out on the epic showdown on Father’s Day, where a cancelled lunch leads to a fiery exchange of messages and family drama.

So if you’re ready for some family feud Minecraft style, join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained!

DadBdayDramaCraft

anger, birthday dinner, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict, DadBdayDramaCraft, emotional pain, family, family dynamics, Family Support, Grief, grief counseling, hurtful comment, infertility, LEAVING, miscarriage, misunderstanding, relationships, sister, Support

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2514
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Villages Defended:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Astral Projections Made:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2766	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and betrayal, just like OP’s family dinner!

Experience the thrill of being the center of attention, just like OP’s sister Eva! Will you be the one to steal the spotlight or will you be overshadowed by someone else’s drama?

Don’t worry about being late to the party, just like OP and her family, we’re pretty lax about time. Plus, we promise not to talk behind your back…unless it’s in the game chat for everyone to see!

Join now and experience the ultimate family feud, Minecraft style! Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who causes chaos? The choice is yours on our server!

Players:	105/200	Votes:	4360
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2