NoResortNoGirlfriend | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a vacation destination that won’t break the bank or make you feel like a sugarbaby? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for an adventure-filled experience that will make you forget all about those boring beach resorts. Our virtual world is filled with cultural wonders, exciting challenges, and plenty of opportunities to show off your building skills.

Forget about butlers and overpriced cocktails, on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny. Plus, with our outrageous events and insane stories, you’ll never have a dull moment.

So why settle for a boring vacation when you can join our Minecraft server and embark on the ultimate adventure? Don’t let anyone treat you like a sugarbaby, come join us and show the world what you’re made of!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	211	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

TogetherCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Tumbleweed MC Manhunt

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Legends Evolved

PvE, PvP, Survival

Legends Evolved legendsserver.net Mods: Legends Core Superheroes Unlimited – Star Wars – Godzilla – Horror Download the mod here: https://www.tihyo.com/downloads Twitter: https://twitter.com/legendsevolved https://twitter.com/generalgigan Credits: Legends Mod – Tihyo Legends Evolved – GeneralGigan

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1094	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MuttsWorld Minecraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

You want a Minecraft server thats been around for a while, has a lot of people, and has multiple options for playstyle, thats MuttsWorld. Join us. Family Friendly http://muttsworldmine.comHunger Games Survival PvP Creative Skyblock Zombie Survival (l2d)

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SageSMP

PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Star Shards Collected:	223	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Elysian Craft SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to Elysian Craft SMP , an excellent server known for it’s amazing experiences. We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join!This is a relaxing Minecraft SMP server with player-oriented plugins to enhance your in-game experience! We strive to provide an engaging environment! You can make new friends, invite your friends, and even relax while playing!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1957
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39	Crops Grown:	6509
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Pinecraft Equestrian

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

ABOUT US Pinecraft Equestrian is a unique 1.20.2 Minecraft server created for the youtuber Abigail Pinehaven and her community of horse-game fans! A fully-equipped survival world with bespoke custom plugins and textures brings an unparalleled equine experience to immerse yourself in. Make friends, train, trade and breed your steeds, gather resources and grow, while building your homestead on your very own plot of land!A fun community server with events, horse racing, minigames, livestreams and the chance to feature in YouTube videos!Open to both Java AND Bedrock players!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Villages Defended:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Void Gems Collected:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

The ex-stem

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Ekstammen is a Swedish minecraft server created by the developers behind the old Supermine. Together with the players, we develop what we consider to be Sweden’s best minecraft server where every player has their place and everyone is welcome!Buy flight time for game currency Get tokens by being online that you can use for keys to get awesome tools and items Build your city with new and old friends

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	104
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

JOLT Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Jolt is a community SMP focused on creating a fun, friendly, and chill place to play Minecraft. Simplicity is key, and we aim to remain focused on the core game while providing players with a ton of vanilla-friendly quality of life features. Our rules prohibit grief and our staff is committed to helping protect your builds!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	10

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Avalon City Network

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Survival Games

CrossPlay server (JAVA and BEDROCK) with many types of games and minigames, includes more than 60 plugins with which you can have a lot of fun.It also contains SURVIVAL FANTASY and PLOTS with their own world of resources.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	467	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Dragon Eggs Found:	4230
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Rede Crown

Economy, PvP, Survival

IP: jogar.redecrown.com 1.20SURVIVAL • CLANS • EVENTS • LAND • ECONOMY • SPAWNERS • FARMS • EXCHANGES

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mines Excavated:	1524	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Honey Horizons

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello there! Honey Horizons is a new Semi-Vanilla KeepInventory Minecraft server that aims to create a fun, community driven experience for all players! Honey Horizons offers plenty of QoL plugins to make the Minecraft experience more enjoyable as well as some fun plugins that will definitely make your experience feel more unique. Some plugins we use are McMMO, SimplePets, LibsDisguises, GriefPrevention and plenty more! We also have included Terralith to incorporate it’s amazing world generation into our experience. On Honey Horizons, we do not tolerate any form of griefing or stealing so that we can foster a friendly community that everyone can enjoy. So, what’re you waiting for? Come join us and be come a part of the nest today at: honeyhorizons.buzz

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

ConquestLand

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

ConquestLand is a 1.18-1.20.4 java factions server currently on season 4. We have custom items, an economy, auction house, kits, land claiming, ranks, upgradeable hoppers, coin-flips, MCMMO king of the hill events, upgradeable spawners, interactive ghat games, huge arenas for fighting bosses with the server, pinata parties and so much more! So come and join our community and have fun! The IP Address is ConquestLand.net! And discord.gg/qHJQQQs6mw

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Ores Mined:	1630	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Infinity Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Survival Games

Survival Custom non-premium Bedrock and Java server, we have a bench, protection blocks, new rpg armor, crates, jobs, clan war, fishing system, bar, auctions, missions, votes, dungeons, pvp arena, rank up, marketplace , fishing and among other things.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7474	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MatriLand

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Survival

MatriLand Network is a Java/Bedrock cross-play Minecraft server from Bangladesh. It is a survival server with a custom-made map, economy features, and minigames. Need another reason to join MatriLand Network? How about this: the server tries to stay online 24/7, so it will always be ready to play whenever you are!Discord: https://discord.gg/HbqNbKmpgu Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/matriland

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Holy Grails Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.