NoResortNoGirlfriend | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a vacation destination that won’t break the bank or make you feel like a sugarbaby? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for an adventure-filled experience that will make you forget all about those boring beach resorts. Our virtual world is filled with cultural wonders, exciting challenges, and plenty of opportunities to show off your building skills.

Forget about butlers and overpriced cocktails, on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny. Plus, with our outrageous events and insane stories, you’ll never have a dull moment.

So why settle for a boring vacation when you can join our Minecraft server and embark on the ultimate adventure? Don’t let anyone treat you like a sugarbaby, come join us and show the world what you’re made of!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Rede Cypher

Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to the Cypher Network! We are a new server still in beta, we plan to add more exclusives for players, we have mcMMO, economy system, elevators, banking system, in the future we will add more exclusive features of the Cypher Network.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SolarMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

WE ARE EXCITED TO WELCOME YOU TO SOLARMC Our server offers 3 exclusive modes:

Vanilla S1: Our Vanilla offers many specialties, such as the Outposts, an area that once conquered will provide you and your team with a damage multiplier, money, and an exclusive shop! Bounties, take revenge by placing a bounty on your opponent and make him a target for all players on the server! Auctions, earn money by selling the goods you have earned to other players, or if you can afford it, buy from them! Crates, if you have earned it at the outposts by fighting, you will be able to open a crate where you will receive materials that are almost impossible to obtain, which makes them valuable, or… buy a key from our shop! DailyRewards, get daily rewards that will increase in value over the days, but be careful, miss one day and you’ll start all over again! Kits, purchase kits via in-game money, or receive an exclusive one by purchasing VIP! Leaderboards, climb the rankings to the top in: money, kills, deaths and elo to receive rewards! Have fun!

Kit-PvP: Kit-PvP is a unique mode of its kind, for each kit you unlock by leveling up, you will also unlock a special ability! Face your opponents with the classic PvP 1.8 style and climb the rankings for the player with the most kd by receiving a nametag in chat that will strike fear into the first unlucky person who dares to go against you.

Practice: Leaderboards, show everyone who is the strongest by climbing the rankings in the various practice kits or in the wins! Different modes every week! A simple Practice that makes things more competitive, PvP lovers this is the place for you!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Midgardsaga.nu

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

A newly started Swedish server with a focus on building and having fun. Here we are friendly and nice to each other.

Karta: http://Midgardsaga.nu:8100/

Swedish Minecraft server. Where the focus is on building and having fun.

– Mcmmo- Jobs- Lands- Elit mobs- Wildchest- Jets hoppers – Advanced Dungeons- Cmi- Ranker– Danns World generator

Are some of the plugins we use

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

FutureMC Skyblock

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

Hello have you been in search for a new skyblock server, I think you’re search is now over Come join us on your adventure and have the time of you’re life!

Server Features: – Custom Resource Pack – Minions – Custom Plugins – Custom Mission – Custom Islands – Bridge Themes – Player Skills

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	227	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PvPCharge

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

PvPCharge is a network of Minecraft servers released on February 10th. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers!

Our Current Servers: – Skyblock – Prisons – Factions

Join Today! – play.pvpcharge.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Surviland

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come play on our exciting Minecraft Survival server called Surviland! We have a lot of interesting things to keep you entertained. Connect now to survi.land and join the fun in our supported versions from 1.9 to 1.20. We are waiting for you to live the adventure!

Enter now using the IP: Survi.land

#MinecraftSurvival #AssuredFun #SurvilandHasReturned

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

The Tartarus Network

PvE

Welcome to the realm of demons and nightmares, full of ancient treasures, friends and foes alike. Welcome to The Tartarus Network..

Here at the network, we take what people want and make it into reality. Whether it be more mobs, items, or recipes for crafting, we’re always here to help! Current servers include our Elemental Reborn project, a revival of a much more ancient land, and the hidden foes and powers within…

We hope you enjoy the ride, and have a good time!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Divine Spears Created:	26
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Runes Activated:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Terra Nova

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Draw Forth and Join the Ranks of Terra Nova, A Vanilla Survival Server! (18+) Our 1.20.1 server is once again recruiting players from all corners of the earth to join our amazing community. We are an 18+ only community, and cater to those ages.

We are a purely community server. We are catered to your enjoyment and do not sell roles, ranks or benefits on the server. We are a free to play community that aims at bringing creative players together and foster a community that lasts.

To join, simple press on our discord server invite link!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

OakMC

Bedwars, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

We are an up and coming Minigames Network, releasing on the 7th October! We have Skyblock, BlockWars, our own custom Minigame and Survival with some of our own custom structures and mobs!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

ChillZone SMP

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

ChillZone SMP is a new whitelisted semi-vanilla Minecraft server where community is highly valued, and players have a say in server decisions. The server has been around for 4 years and features a user-friendly land-claiming plugin, various vanilla tweaks, Discord linking, Dynmap, player shops, and a diamond-based player-controlled economy. The staff members are all friendly, experienced, and fair, and the server rules are relaxed, prohibiting things like exploiting, griefing, stealing, and abuse. Join the excitement today by filling out a quick application form on the ChillZone Discord!

Discord: https://discord.gg/chills

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	4871	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Zentrium

PvE, PvP, Survival

Zentrium is a survival server with nations and towns, advanced fishing, Coliseum where people kill each other, purchaseable player shops at spawn, Fishing competitions, Revive friends, Protect your items, Trade with others, propose to others, pose to others, join now.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Star Shards Collected:	297	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

McBloof SMP Server

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to McBloof, your gateway to an unparalleled Minecraft experience that combines the best of survival gameplay with a thriving economy and a welcoming, tight-knit community. Step into a sprawling, breathtaking world where the possibilities are as endless as your imagination. In McBloof, survival is just the beginning; it’s a canvas upon which you can paint your adventures, friendships, and accomplishments. (ty AI)

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Runes Activated:	3
Enchantments Applied:	230	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

OG-Network

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

OG Network is a Minecraft server that offers a thrilling and challenging game mode: Lifesteal SMP. In this mode, you can steal health from other players by killing them, but you can also lose health if you are killed. This adds a new layer of strategy and excitement to the survival experience. You will need to team up with your friends, as you can’t fight alone in this ruthless world. OG Network also features custom biomes, daily-spawning bosses, and unique gear sets to collect. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in Lifesteal SMP!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ores Mined:	7258

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

BarcelTowny MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to BarcelTowny Mc. BarcelTowny is a community based server on which towns, survival, and PVE is the basis of the experience. You can join a town, start a town or live in the Wilderness. We have special dungeons, along with a lot of unique structures. We are a very new server and we strive to run a family, peaceful, and fun server. Come and join our community today! This modpack started years ago. Tekkit classic, about 2012. Throughout the years, there have been a few other public servers. This is the first one that has come this far. A lot of thought has come into this. Hopefully, this server stays for the long haul. 1.7.10, is a good Modding version. There are items and mobs that did come later that are in this modpack. This modpack is called Machines and Magic Lite, but it was called Machines and Magic Futuristics first.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SagaMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Join us in the heart of the jungle, where the survival experience meets unparalleled customization and a thriving player-driven economy. Cast your vote and be part of our ever-growing community!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	2577	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.