NoResortNoGirlfriend | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a vacation destination that won’t break the bank or make you feel like a sugarbaby? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for an adventure-filled experience that will make you forget all about those boring beach resorts. Our virtual world is filled with cultural wonders, exciting challenges, and plenty of opportunities to show off your building skills.

Forget about butlers and overpriced cocktails, on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny. Plus, with our outrageous events and insane stories, you’ll never have a dull moment.

So why settle for a boring vacation when you can join our Minecraft server and embark on the ultimate adventure? Don’t let anyone treat you like a sugarbaby, come join us and show the world what you’re made of!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Magic Items Found:	2495	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

TheReawakens

TheReawakens is a creative build server, we make Timelapses and creation videos of builds on our server, we do also have a survival world

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	417
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	50

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Linearpvp

PvP

a new take on MinePvP with exciting new gens. Join us today using the link above! Have Fun on Linearpvp everyone and stay safe!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

sConCraft

sConCraft is a high quality UK hosted SMP server. We strive to provide an enjoyable game play experience for all our players, whether you enjoy surviving in the wilds, becoming a master of economy, living in towns and cities, exploring, PvE combat or testing your PvP skills in an arena death match we have something to offer you.

Essentials, Towny, MCMMO, Economy, Bukkit, Lockette

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Zurifia

Survival

This is Zurifia, a MC survival server that anyone can join.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Farms Harvested:	539	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	108059
Alien Abductions:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6932

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MythicCrafters

Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to the new and improved MythicCrafters! Have you ever wanted a nice, laid-back server, one with responsible staff, great people, and just a welcoming environment? Well, look no longer, because you have arrived at your destination! Mythic Crafters is just what you’ve been looking for. A factions server, so you can build with your friends, and even team up with your friends, to take down the biggest, and strongest factions there are in the world! Become an empire, and protect it from invading enemies! Slaughter them before they get to your loot and steal all of your jewels! If that isn’t your style, then we also have a more laid back approach. You can peacefully build, and learn techniques from other players, or you can still build an empire, but make it a peaceful or neutral one. Who likes a blown up empire anyways, am I right? You can opt out of the whole PvP thing, and just work on your building if you want. Our staff here at MythicCrafters are all responsible, and they treat everyone equally. In a sense, we are kind of a big dysfunctional family! Join our family today, and stop your search for that perfect server, since you have found it right here.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SurvivaltiCraft

Survival

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Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

ICECRAFT

a great survival pvp server with friendly staff and a great community and parcour sites

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Enchantments Applied:	85
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

UltParkour

Factions

Come to MINEHUT then do /join UltParkour and see if you’re the best at parkour. come and challenge your friends and see if you can do tons of 4 blocks jumps in a row. can you do nether parkour? or end parkour? come and see.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SkyMinezOW

PvP

A good skymine server, with pvp and much fun. We are adding things every day. Hope you will join! 😀

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

iPwnAge

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to iPwnAge, the laid back survival server with a twist. We provide start kits then it’s up to you and your imagination to continue! We do not censor anything, and feel anything of the sorts is childish; so come on and have some fun!

Some features of iPwnAge:

-No lag!~ Server is hosted on a custom array of servers to ensure uptime is always 100% -Kits! Everything from basic tools to redstone and pistons, we provide it all! -iConomy with a dynamic prices for other, more luxurious items!

We do have a few rules, however, and wish that you read them before playing.

-We often times say things some might find derogatory. If it stuff like that offends you, we ask for you to skip over this server -No griefing or stealing. We have logs and you will get permabanned -No spamming, or any other method of disrupting other players from enjoying their time on the server -Enjoy yourself! You’re here to have fun.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	284
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3265
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

BirbMC

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Towny

Hey! We are a Towny, Faction, More Coming Soon, Server we are known as BirbMC and our goal is to give the best experience and support to our community. We are always improving to be better come and join us today!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3117	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Goldencreeper

Goldencreeper is a friendly, mature 18+ minecraft server. We’ve been around since pre-alpha and are still going strong.

Perks: 24/7 powerful dedicated server means No lag! Active staff who can fix issues and admins who continually update and maintain the server. Logblock and whitelist keeps trolls and griefers at bay. Extra powers and abilities to donators.

Check out our you tube video in the provided link for examples of our building styles!

Hope to see you soon!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Zombie Dances:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MinecraftZocker

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Hey, play on minecraftzocker.net over 10 minigames! IP: play.minecraftzocker.net ts3: ts.minecraftzocker.net

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Craft Or Die

Anarchy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

This is a vanilla survival server with a minimal amount of rules. This server will always be up to date and kept at the latest stable snapshot.

RULES: Don’t be a d#ck.

No Spamming or advertisement in chat.

No using hack clients (this is a survival server so don’t be a wuss).

No X-ray (to a point, we are pretty lax about this one).

If you have any questions feel free to ask in the chat, there should usually be someone online to help out or feel free to join the server’s discord server https://discord.gg/z9P8vD

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magic Items Found:	8628	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Kfperin’s SMP Server

Come play at an amazing server. Everyone here is mature, responsible, helpful, and respectful. The staff and players are always helping each other out and building together. The server is focused on building towns together, but players may build outside the towns if they choose to. If your looking for a good server to play on, give us a try and I know you’ll want to stay.

The server stands as a symbol, that we may be public and still maintain a great server. We have a great community formed and are very welcoming to new members. You won’t find much successful public servers out there like ours. Give us a try.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.