NoResortNoGirlfriend | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a vacation destination that won’t break the bank or make you feel like a sugarbaby? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for an adventure-filled experience that will make you forget all about those boring beach resorts. Our virtual world is filled with cultural wonders, exciting challenges, and plenty of opportunities to show off your building skills.

Forget about butlers and overpriced cocktails, on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny. Plus, with our outrageous events and insane stories, you’ll never have a dull moment.

So why settle for a boring vacation when you can join our Minecraft server and embark on the ultimate adventure? Don’t let anyone treat you like a sugarbaby, come join us and show the world what you’re made of!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

ChainCraft

Hardcore, PvP, Raiding

Factions PvP BUILD YOUR VAULT

NO ADVERTISE NO HACKING/MOD/XRAY NO SPAMMING

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

DemolishSMP

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla SMP with near 0 members. We would appreciate it if you could join our server! We have teams and sometimes wars.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	6045	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Craft Survival Games

Creative, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival Games

Welcome to craftsurvivalgames! This is a hub network with lots of servers to fill your needs : AcidIsland (new) Duel (new), Gun (new) ROTMG (Realm of the mad god – new) Factions Skyblock Skywars Creative – now large plots SG Minigames Prison IP: playsurvivalgames.com Voting: If you vote for us, you will get 5 bottles of enchantment, 1 diamond and 500$ in-game money!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Buildings Constructed:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Voleria

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to the world of Voleria! – now on 1.16+

Voleria is a mostly vanilla server– offering a few plugins here and there to make things such as teleporting or protecting your home a lot less tedious. Although centered around the survival experience, we also offer Murder, PVP* and other ways to experience the riveting world of Voleria.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	132244	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Dwarfs Vs Zombies

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

This is a dwarfs vs zombies server. Its 24/7 and is automated with a custom plugin. There is no whitelist. Enjoy

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Qaxolotl

Economy, Survival

Hey! This Is My Server. OP-Survival You Can Join With A Cracked Account Too We Use Nether Stars As The Main Currency, You Will Get A Starter Kit The First Time You Join, In That Starter Kit You Will Get Some Nether Stars And 3 Shop Licenses(You Need These To Get A Shop).

With A Shop You Can Get More Nether Stars And With Those Nether Stars You Can Buy A Enchant Of Choice, But It Will Only Go Up One Level. Each Enchantment Level Costs 16 Nether Stars. To Get A Enchant Upgrade You Can Ask Me (Ingame: QAxolotl) Or (Via Discord) To Let Me Upgrade Your Tool. We Also Have Clans. To Make A Clan You Need To Pay 9 Stacks Of Nether Stars(Its Not Alot Tho). To Join A Clan You Have To Ask The Owner Of The Clan To Join That Clan.

I Hope You Will Join! And If You Join, Good Luck With Your Journey!! Version: 1.16.4

Greetings, QAxolotl And Nomarian.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Secret Passages Found:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Void Armor Forged:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

NOBSMC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP

Players are thrown into a world of turmoil and despair as the free for all PvP world tests players’ skills in combat. Make friends quickly in order to survive; create factions and expand to nations to battle against other opponents and reap the rewards of war! Players immediately spawn in the safe town equipped with all your needs including shops, help guides, examples of how to work the extensive plugins available to players amongst many other things!

The town has things including shops with our iBuy plugin where food / supplies can be bought in order to fill your chests for battle! The town also has helpful guides, useful tips and Moderators / Admins can be pmed if you have any further questions!

Dare players venture out into the wild? Seek foes or make alliances. Find the hidden caves with winding paths littered with treasure or foul and break rules and end up spending time in our jail. Its up to you. Conquer, or be Conquered.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Love Letters Sent:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Farms Harvested:	462	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Goob Craft

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Are you tired of joining servers with broken economy’s? Tired of pay to win? Then join goobcraft, This server is less then 2 weeks olds, great staff, good builders and grinders. So if you’re looking for a server to run you better start now before the player gap is far to big!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Endless Night Skies:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PVPAura

KitPvP, PvP

Welcome to PVPAura this is a pretty chill KitPVP Server! Anyways Just hang out and have fun! Hope to see you there! Have a good day!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Void Armor Forged:	22
Meteorites Collected:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	25

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

The Longbirch Vanguard

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

The Longbirch Vanguard is a fun Survival/RPG server with immersive custom races, classes and quests. Join an ever-growing world of lore with tons of cool bonus features and upgrades from your standard vanilla experience.

Players can go on quests for unique rewards or party up and raid a dungeon or two and level up their class, unlocking cool new abilities!

We currently have 9 races and 9 classes for you to choose from and we have plans to add more.

There is also a growing selection of customizable pets, from frogs to foxes, that will follow you into battle and carry your burdens.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Divine Spears Created:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

NetherCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Survival

we have survival factions and kitpvp, we have custom enchants armor and weapons, we have a lot of things and rewards for survival, we are working to make NetherCraft Fun and enjoyable, we are still in developing stage but we would love it if you came down and come play for a bit, also we are a 1.16.4 server not 1.16.5

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CorruptedMC

Corrupted MC is a survival server with factions and McMMO. There is always somebody on the server and something to do, so come check us out!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Void Gems Collected:	21
Runes Activated:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

[24/7][1.6] FreeCraft

At Freecraft, We offer you:

– Survival World

– Build (Creative World)

– Sort of Roleplay World

All in 3 different worlds! We have a global Economy system (iConomy) and different gamemodes.

We require you to register on our website before you get permissions. This decreases grievers massively, experience tells us.

Enjoy your stay!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Enchantments Applied:	231	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Evening Hills MC

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, Raiding, Survival Games

The Evening Hills is a brand new Faction Economy server that seeks to provide players with a fresh and exciting style of gameplay while maintaining the familiarity and openness of semi-vanilla. Some features include:

– Jobs – Player shops – Money from Mobs – Custom spawners / enchantments – Tokens / special token shop – Minigames ~ Chess ~ Survival Games ~ Kit PVP

We are currently still in development, and our aim is to continually listen to players’ input and to make the server better every day. We’d love to see you there!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Fear Pvp

Hardcore Pvp faction server with many custom plugins. Try our /ffa plugin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mines Excavated:	2594
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.