NoResortNoGirlfriend | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a vacation destination that won’t break the bank or make you feel like a sugarbaby? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for an adventure-filled experience that will make you forget all about those boring beach resorts. Our virtual world is filled with cultural wonders, exciting challenges, and plenty of opportunities to show off your building skills.

Forget about butlers and overpriced cocktails, on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny. Plus, with our outrageous events and insane stories, you’ll never have a dull moment.

So why settle for a boring vacation when you can join our Minecraft server and embark on the ultimate adventure? Don’t let anyone treat you like a sugarbaby, come join us and show the world what you’re made of!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	24
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Mines Excavated:	1508
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

potato-crfat

this is a pvp/raid/faction server. the staff are amazing and will help you all the time please join 😀

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

ChiRho Entertainment

ChiRho Entertainment (XPE) is based on Christian-influenced values to establish a family-friendly community for those who participate in gaming of any kind. We think that providing such an environment would be appreciated by parents who can feel safe to allow their children or themselves to be a part of a community without having to worry about negative influences of others that they may interact with in the gaming community. This is accomplished through chat filters, periodic log monitoring, server rules, and staff who enforce these rules.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	4898	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Star Shards Collected:	170
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MC-Halo

MC-Halo is a Minecraft server where you can play halo. No need to download any mods! Just join the server, go through a portal, and start playing Halo. A tutorial on how to play is located on the bottom floor of spawn. The server runs off of a custom plugin not available to the public.

Features: – Halo jumping – Guns – Killstreaks – Parkour – Different gamemodes – Advanced leaderboards – Invisibility – Large server capacity – Different maps – Automatic games

Rules: – No hacking – No advertising – No spamming – No racism

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CatServe

Hey, glad you found us!

CatServe is a UK based server with an awesome community, we have many ranks, found at http://catserve.net and many many features, come online and start the best minecraft experience ever at mine.catserve.net today! This server is run by an MCBans Staff member and is a great deal of fun!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Crops Grown:	2148
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

FuRiouSCraft Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

Enjoy a Prison environment in Minecraft? Then this is the place for you. All the gang banging, smuggling, working and anything else you can come up with in one place! Work in the mines for money OR gank items from other players for money to Rank up working your way towards Freedom!

NO Whitelisting OR Greylisting. Just log in and start earning/stealing money to rank up on your own today!

More info at furiouscraft.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

RenderedMC

This is an AWESOME survival build server where there is no griefing allowed. So don’t fear having your builds destroyed. Go to the warps building and pick a direction to spawn (NORTH,EAST,SOUTH,WEST) Then find an unprotected area and BUILD AWAY! Make sure to have an admin come by and protect your build. You can have a Mod or Admin set a warp for you or you can set your home using /sethome.

You will love this server and the staff will treat you very nicely!

Come on over and hop on this sweet server!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Towns Built:	4	Star Shards Collected:	147

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

GameOn365 Minecraft

12 GB Ram, Quad-core 3.4GHz processor, 100Mbit uplink.

Consistent uptime, free building for all players, PvP and survival options, friendly but fair administrators and moderators. Always willing to help make your gaming experience the best it can be!

Multiple ranks and player permissions available!

Hunger Games soon to come? Let us know by giving input on our forums!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Lionheart Skyblock

Come Join Lionheart Skyblock! IP: Lionheartmc.net Gameplay: You start out with a small island which has a tree and a chest containing basic items. You may shop for more items at the server shop. Each island is protected to a certain radius by world guard so non-members of your party will not be able to grief! Build an island with friends and grow your own island into an empire! Rules: We have very simple rules that shouldn’t be that hard to follow 1. No griefing 2. No hacking 3. No mods 4. No racism 5. Don’t ask for staff position 6. No spamming 7. Don’t bug an admin, owner or mod relentlessly! 8. Have fun and don’t forget to cote for Lionheart Skyblock! Plugins: Here are some of our main plugins • Spleef • Skyblock • Essentials • Lockette • Chest Shop • World Guard • And many more…

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Dewcraft Survival

Dewcraft.com Minecraft Servers

Dewcraft.com Survival Server

Dewcraft.com is a Minecraft Survival Server. Mobs and damage for an exciting PvE and PvP environment.

Features * Build permissions granted after application (This protects our users from griefers) * PvP environment with all regular mobs and health * Griefer protection with tracking and rollbacks using LogBlock * Active userbase * Helpful moderation team

Build permissions are granted after registration and application. Please see our website, dewcraft.com , for more details.

Connect using server.dewcraft.com:25565

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Adult Minecraft Server

We are a long-running community of adults and casual players. The server is stable and grief-free. There is little in the way of game-changing plugins; mostly protections and an economy. We are grey-listed so feel free to join and chat with members to be promoted.

Server address world.woodenaxe.com

Website https://www.WoodenAxe.com

Forum https://forum.woodenaxe.com

Live map https://map.woodenaxe.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Dimension Hops:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Meteorites Collected:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

HavenMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Towny

[IP] HavenMC.com [website] news.HAVENmc.com Haven has no whitelist so come experience what so many others already love! Grief protection while part of a Town PvP protection while in a Town (or make your town a PvP arena!) Ability to create Nations and Tax other towns A vibrant diverse economy shop system for Towns Dungeons with hourly reward chests Treasure Hunting with massive rewards Monthly Building contests Spleef and Cloudrace events Many events at our event hub to try Monster Hunting Arena Automated Spleef Live the way you wish!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magic Items Found:	2888
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

DeadCraft

Welcome to Deadcraft!

What is DeadCraft?

Deadcraft is a 24/7 server which allows legit and cracked players to unite in the best sandbox game out there! We currently offer a 90 slot server which stays lag-free to about 60 players.

Staff

We have staff all over the world so there should always be someone online that can help you with your concern.

Donations

Because we are using a paid 24/7 host we are in a need of money. That means that any donations will be appreciated! We also sell some ranks for some amounts. *More info in server spawn*

-Misa / iRenZy

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Sverrecraft

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival

Sverrecraft is a big minecraft server with many opportunities! You can explore the world as mutch as you want with no border and play in different gamemodes! The staff is nice and helpfull. The owners of the server are sverre26 and johannessogn. Usefull commands: /creative /pvp /freebuild /spawn /info You find more info at the server webpage(http://www.sverrecraft.com/) Remember to register on the forum (http://forum.sverrecraft.com/)

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

RSMV.net

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

OUR IP: play.rsmv.net Bedrock players use IP: bedrock.rsmv.net XRUN – The original Xrun from RSMV.net !!! Over 70 maps, and all the RAGE! !!!NEW!!! STORYBOOK – THE ONLY SERVER to come to for ADVENTURE MAPS! Click and Play with friends, over 180 ADVENTURE MAPS by some of the best Map Makers in Minecraft!! We set the map, the version, the Resourcepacks! All you do is click to play! SURVIVAL – Servers with 1.18.1 features! Mcmmo! Anti-Grief. LABYRINTH – A Pvp adventure through the corridors of evil. Find the exit before the unknown finds you ! HYPERDRIVE! – Extreme Fast Flying through insane courses!

CREATIVE! – with huge plots to create what your imagination holds. from basically nothing!

SKYBLOCK!- Conquer Infernal mobs to get cool drops! SLIMEFUN fun fun fun. Start with minimal supplies and build an empire!

Check out our newest Gamemode – Coming Soon! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7my0LvwSPYk

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

ChuboCraft

Hello, ChuboCraft is a PvP Faction server where the whole point is to raid, conquer, and survive.

The best way to do this is to get more faction members, build up your kingdom, and take out your enemys.

At the moment, the server can currently hold up to 40 people at a time, and is mostly up 24/7.

We back-up the map often so if’s someone has hacked the server, it will be back up with not so much of a loss.

Its currently cracked, free to come and play on, and as well has some friendly Mods

and Admins.

For more up to date infomation and pictures, please visit here: http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/1122258-125chubocraftpvp-faction-server/#entry13773377

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.