Nordic Dad Jokes Minecraft SMP

Animal Attack, Animal Behavior, animal encounter, ATTACKED, dad, family pet, Father, jokes, leg injury, medical attention, Minecraft, Nordic, painful experience, pet owner, pet porcupine, porcupine defense, puncture wound, quills, self defense, sharp quill, smp, unexpected attack, wild animals, wildlife encounter

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	933
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join us for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans! Need a reason to join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, I was just minding my own business, trying to show off my Nordic vibes, when suddenly my dad’s pet porcupine decided to go all ninja on me and stabbed me with one of its quills! If that’s not a sign that you need to join our server for some unexpected twists and turns, then I don’t know what is. So come on over and join us for some epic Minecraft fun – just watch out for those sneaky porcupines!

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	451
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8346
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Ores Mined:	3260	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6305
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Void Armor Forged:	29	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Star Shards Collected:	189

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5169
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8872
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	33

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9979
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Falling into the Void:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	571
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	382	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2237
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Magic Items Found:	4349	Gods Slained:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4785
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Falling into the Void:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2205
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Void Armor Forged:	26	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Runes Activated:	3	Votes:	9533
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8775
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Alien Abductions:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3961
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3130	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9358
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1204
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Star Shards Collected:	184	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6294
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Secret Passages Found:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mines Excavated:	3618	Buildings Constructed:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net