Nordic Dad Jokes Minecraft SMP

Animal Attack, Animal Behavior, animal encounter, ATTACKED, dad, family pet, Father, jokes, leg injury, medical attention, Minecraft, Nordic, painful experience, pet owner, pet porcupine, porcupine defense, puncture wound, quills, self defense, sharp quill, smp, unexpected attack, wild animals, wildlife encounter

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5605
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2100	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join us for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans! Need a reason to join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, I was just minding my own business, trying to show off my Nordic vibes, when suddenly my dad’s pet porcupine decided to go all ninja on me and stabbed me with one of its quills! If that’s not a sign that you need to join our server for some unexpected twists and turns, then I don’t know what is. So come on over and join us for some epic Minecraft fun – just watch out for those sneaky porcupines!

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6643
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

olympusmc.pro

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1351
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Potions Brewed:	62	Meteorites Collected:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

mc.villagecraft-server.com

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	367
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

cobblehaven.com

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3301
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3576
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

mcs.mccaverns.com

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7619
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	102	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Falling into the Void:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

mc.pandacraft.cc

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1931
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ores Mined:	3353
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	4895
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

play.RenatusNetwork.com

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9427
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Animals Bred:	42	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

46.243.169.234

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2646
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

sb2.craftersland.net

MineFrost Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1675
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1932	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2

MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

play.minefrost.net

DemonsLand Season 3

Economy, LifeSteal

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1342
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Enchantments Applied:	254
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5480	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Demons Land is A Public Lifesteal Server. By Playing here You can Enhance your Lifesteal Experience.

play.demonsland.fun

MCSugars

Economy, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2434
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	48

MCSugars is a survival server based on a diamond economy, with loads of cool features including land claims, pwarps, chest shops, crates, marriage and more

mcsugars.com

MitoloskaSLO

Economy, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9539
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

Slovenian survival server because you start as a servant and can become a GOD! Come and join! more in the video: https://youtu.be/nIFqOfCyZBU

mitslo.net

NiftySMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1964
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	325
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Void Armor Forged:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

play.niftysmp.com

MythriaNET

Cross-Play, Economy

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1575
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Star Shards Collected:	175

Mythria.NET – Your CityBuild network [1.8.x – 1.19.x]

__________________________________________________________________Welcome to Mythria.NET, Glad you found us here! Info: For voting you will receive a gift on our server.__________________________________________________________________

Mythria.net

AxolotlSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6140
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5901
Secret Passages Found:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Endless Night Skies:	5

Welcome to the AxolotlSMP!We are a dedicated server that is willing to be the server that goes above and beyond to give you the true vanilla SMP experience. We have some of the most custom features that you will ever see!▪ 1. Dungeons: Enter the dungeons and slay the commanders of each dungeon and earn loot along the way ▪ 2. Vanilla Gameplay: We’re bringing Vanilla back! Play your favorite game Minecraft but with additional twists and more! ▪ 3. Weekly Events: We have fun, engaging and exciting gameplay every single week! You’ll never get bored! ▪ 4. Storyline: Join and expierence an ongoing storyline. Meet new characters and new locations! ▪ 5. Custom Structures: Find large castles in the wild and loot them or make it your base! ▪ 6. Balanced Economy: Our economy is built to last! Years of experience ensuring that you’ll have fun! ▪ 6. Professional Staff: Our staff members are the best. No more abuse or unfair treatment! ▪ 7. Custom Everything: Everything is made by our team! Our plugins, artwork, builds, and models are all custom!

play.axolotlsmp.com