Nordic Dad Jokes Minecraft SMP

Animal Attack, Animal Behavior, animal encounter, ATTACKED, dad, family pet, Father, jokes, leg injury, medical attention, Minecraft, Nordic, painful experience, pet owner, pet porcupine, porcupine defense, puncture wound, quills, self defense, sharp quill, smp, unexpected attack, wild animals, wildlife encounter

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5827
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	72	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join us for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans! Need a reason to join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, I was just minding my own business, trying to show off my Nordic vibes, when suddenly my dad’s pet porcupine decided to go all ninja on me and stabbed me with one of its quills! If that’s not a sign that you need to join our server for some unexpected twists and turns, then I don’t know what is. So come on over and join us for some epic Minecraft fun – just watch out for those sneaky porcupines!

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9516
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

org.ecc.eco

Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9366
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	603	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Divine Spears Created:	22	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Holy Grails Found:	1

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5984
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Star Shards Collected:	164
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	652
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	157	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	245
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7896
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Animals Bred:	75
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Undead Armies Raised:	3

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2303
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Animals Bred:	191

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4585
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Emeralds Found:	8601	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5566
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	123	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mines Excavated:	3075	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	329
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9354
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Emeralds Found:	4120
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9173
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5333
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Buildings Constructed:	35
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8394
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8802
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Farms Harvested:	423
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	2927

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9401
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2680
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7053	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Runes Activated:	7
Mines Excavated:	4511	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	393
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net