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| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 382 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1581 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 |
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