so, like, this server is so lit, even the new Dutch leader is banning phones in Cabinet meetings to, like, dial back the espionage threat. like, who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right? join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft community ever. we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re a spy or something, then you might wanna stay away. just sayin’. #NoPhonesNoSpies #MinecraftMadness

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 8
Enchantments Applied: 133 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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