NoPhonesNoSpiesCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Goontown

Community, Experience, Fabric, Factions, Friends, Goontown, Minecraft, Mods, PvP, Survival, War

Goontown is a fabric modded Minecraft server! – We have lots of Minecraft mods – We have a great community – You can team up with your friends and go to war – You will have a great experience here!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server

#venting, anxiety, Cabin fever, Cooling down, coping strategies, fear, Frustration, gun, Heat, indoors, ISOLATION, Melanin men, mental health, Minecraft, MODERN, NEET, night, Safety, self-care, Server, Summer, walk, weather

Tired of being cooped up inside all day like a hermit crab with social anxiety? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can roam free like a majestic unicorn on a rainbow highway.

Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Farms Harvested:	466
Love Letters Sent:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	New Chunks Explored:	894168

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

2024.., Anime, character design, Computer, cute, digital art, discussion, FANART, Fandom, forum, Future, internet culture, Minecraft, niche community, operating system, OS-tan, personification, Possible.., smp, speculation, tan, Technology, Thread

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Dragons Tamed:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145
Void Gems Collected:	23	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

Adults, advice, aita, blended family, Bonding, Communication, dad, family dynamics, family unit, father figure, hurtful, mom, MomAndHubbysMinecraftServer, parenting, parents, relationships, Stepbrother, stepdad, stepfamily, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Potions Brewed:	89
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5066	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

NoGirlLeftBehindMC

baby, bitter, Breakup, Cheating, christmas, DATING, ENGAGEMENT, Etiquette, Excluding, exclusion, friend group, Gifts, Incident, Marriage, NoGirlLeftBehindMC, Pregnancy, relationships, single girl, social cues, Tiffany, wedding reception

Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Potions Brewed:	60
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	New Chunks Explored:	389494
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

DumbGeniusMC SMP

arrogance, cognitive bias, Communication, Conflict Resolution, critical thinking, dealing with difficult people, dealing with others, DumbGeniusMC, Ego, emotional intelligence, humility, ignorance, intelligence, intelligence levels, interpersonal relationships, people, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-perception, smp, Social Skills

Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Billionaire or Bust

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PagerWar Minecraft Server

arab-israeli conflict, Conflict, declaration of war, escalation, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, international relations, Israel, Israeli aggression, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military response, Minecraft, pager attacks, PagerWar, political tension, regional crisis, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism

OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftyPrideLand

activism, anti-LGBTQ+, Awareness, CraftyPrideLand, discrimination, equality, Georgian, hate crime, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, law, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Murdered, Parliament, protest, social justice, Tragedy, trans model, Transgender, violence

OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Animals Bred:	115
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Emeralds Found:	8272	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

Brain, brain health, brain-gut communication, cognitive function, Craft, cutting-edge approach, Fun, Gut, gut health, gut-brain axis, gut-brain connection, gut-brain research, Land, mental health, microbial balance, Microbiome, Neuro, neurological disorders, neurological health, neurological treatment, neurology, prebiotics, probiotics, synbiotic application, synbiotic supplements, synbiotic therapy

so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Ores Mined:	2760	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Dingo Den Junior High School

Adventure, Adventurer, Builder, collaboration, Community, creativity, customizations, Economy, education, Events, Fairness, friendship, Fun, gameplay, multiplayer, Plugins, redstone engineer, School, Staff opportunities, Survival

Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Secret Passages Found:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Gotrix Network

1.20, Adventure, cracked server, Dive, Economy, Experience, fair play environment, Fun, Gamemodes, Gotrix Network, Join, KitPvP, Minecraft, no-cheating policy, purchase required, Server, Skyblock, SkyGens, Strict, Survival, Ultimate

Welcome to Gotrix Network!

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ores Mined:	9893	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

#announcement, actress, Casting, Company, contract, decision, DELAY, Drama, Entertainment, gossip, husband, Industry, Minecraft, Move, Rumors, season 4, secret, Server, speculation, States, tv show, wrestling, YRYR, YrYrs

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. It all started when this crazy bitch’s va decided to peace out to the states because her husband wanted to become a professional wrestler. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama and excitement to make up for her absence. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as it gets. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	340
Crops Grown:	6629	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Felix Space Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Felix. Legend has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for him!

Join our server if you want to witness pigs flying, villagers breakdancing, and chickens laying diamonds. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game – enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a dragon!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Felix sex today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe, because you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NoPower Minecraft Server

Bulbs, conditions, digital displays, entitled, fasting, Friends, home, Inviting, Late, Minecraft, navigation, no electricity, NoPower, PHONES, Plans, renaissance festival, Server, Skills, strange, TV, weekend, WIBTA, Wife

Join our wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos of no electricity! Our players have vowed to fast from electricity while playing, so expect no digital displays, no phones, and definitely no TV screens in sight. Navigation skills are also put to the test, as players must find their way to our server without any help from GPS or maps – prepare to be fashionably late!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the mobs have decided to join in on the fun. You’ll encounter creepers with candles instead of TNT, zombies trying to read books in the dark, and skeletons using glow-in-the-dark arrows. It’s a party like no other, and you’re invited to join in on the madness.

So come on over and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft without electricity – who needs redstone contraptions when you have the power of imagination (and a few torches)? Don’t miss out on this electrifyingly absurd adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62