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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 1909 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 8370 |
Alien Abductions: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 20421 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 32 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where cell phones are strictly prohibited. That’s right, no more annoying ring tones or vibrating distractions while you’re trying to build your epic castle or mine for diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of technologically-challenged llamas who accidentally stumbled upon a computer and decided to create their own Minecraft world. So you can expect some seriously hilarious mishaps and surprises along the way.
So come on and join us, because who needs a cell phone when you can have a llama-run Minecraft server instead? Let the llama shenanigans begin!