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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 4775 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2553 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a GIANT roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. Yes, you heard that right, THE MOON! And do you know what they found up there? A secret stash of diamonds guarded by a pack of space llamas. True story.
But that’s not all! We also have a LEGENDARY treasure hunt where players can search for hidden loot scattered throughout the server. Rumor has it that one lucky player found a pair of enchanted diamond boots that make you run faster than a speeding bullet. Who needs a minecart when you have those bad boys?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, OH NO NO NO NO NO AHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!