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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 5755 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 28 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Star Shards Collected: | 175 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 20 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 4291 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with talking potatoes that give you quests to find the rarest items in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical unicorn that grants you three wishes, like who needs a genie when you have a unicorn, am I right?
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a petting zoo with a twist – all the animals are actually disguised creepers in cute costumes. So watch out for that adorable bunny, it might just explode in your face when you least expect it!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP today and experience the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in your blocky life!