NopeNotTodayMC SMP

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Are you tired of getting hit on by creepers in the world of online dating? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape from all those cringeworthy pick-up lines! Join us and build your way to love and friendship in a world where the only shots being fired are from skeletons and not from desperate daters. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even Endermen are swiping right! So come on, join us and let’s craft our way to a happily ever after… or at least until the next creeper blows us up!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Star Shards Collected:	232
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	16431
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	101	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Towns Built:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Zombie Dances:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	486

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	23

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Animals Bred:	135	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Magic Items Found:	3388	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Buildings Constructed:	28	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Buildings Constructed:	30	Holy Grails Found:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2134
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.