Nope, Not Watching Minecraft Server

Good, Minecraft, never watch, nope, not a fan, not appealing, not for everyone, not for me, not interested, not into it, not my cup of coffee, not my cup of tea, not my genre, not my jam, not my scene, not my style, not my taste, not my thing, not my vibe, Overrated, Popular, Server, tv show, Watching

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, look no further because our server is like the wildest rollercoaster ride you’ve ever been on!

Join us if you want to mine diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig, battle evil mobs with a sword made out of rainbow-colored cheese, and build a castle so epic that even the Ender Dragon will be jealous.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1213	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Farms Harvested:	600	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	390	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Runes Activated:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Enchantments Applied:	139	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8653
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Ores Mined:	7199	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.