Nope, Not Watching Minecraft Server

Good, Minecraft, never watch, nope, not a fan, not appealing, not for everyone, not for me, not interested, not into it, not my cup of coffee, not my cup of tea, not my genre, not my jam, not my scene, not my style, not my taste, not my thing, not my vibe, Overrated, Popular, Server, tv show, Watching

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, look no further because our server is like the wildest rollercoaster ride you’ve ever been on!

Join us if you want to mine diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig, battle evil mobs with a sword made out of rainbow-colored cheese, and build a castle so epic that even the Ender Dragon will be jealous.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Emeralds Found:	2919
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	35

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Zombie Dances:	8	New Chunks Explored:	341362
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Farms Harvested:	930	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Holy Grails Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Enchantments Applied:	124	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Divine Spears Created:	21
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Star Shards Collected:	99	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mines Excavated:	1746

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SoloLegends

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	669153
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Arcadia Minecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival

Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Zombie Dances:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Villages Defended:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Bananarine

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

The best server you’ve ever seen (probably not) with many unique minigames (some are still WIP) and attractions, including our main attraction: Wild Adventures!oh and also brought back from the grave and restructured.Follow us on Twitter for server updates @TheBananarine

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Mines Excavated:	1354

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.